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So this evening I got my IUD which is giving me the worst flippen cramps but not only that I ate this Fiber bar and I have a bad case of what I like to call whomp whomp farts and all I could do while the gyn was placing my iud is try not to fart on her... Here I am 8 hours later waking my dog up with "braaaap brap" and I have a 3 hour dentist appointment in the AM so help me god this gas passes. Any tips other than never eat a fiber bar again? When will this be over?!

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At least my air biscuits don't stink but they sure are obnoxious

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So this evening I got my IUD which is giving me the worst flippen cramps but not only that I ate this fiber bar and I have a bad case of what I like to call whomp whomp farts and all I could do while the gyn was placing my iud is try not to fart on her... Here I am 8 hours later waking my dog up with "braaaap brap" and I have a 3 hour dentist appointment in the AM so help me god this gas passes. Any tips other than never eat a fiber bar again? When will this be over?!

Am I going to hell for laughing my but off at that??? Have you tried gas x strips or liquid gas relief drops?

April

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If you are then I'm going to hell for giggling and then sighing with relief every time it happens. I wouldn't feel like a lady anymore but I still fart glitter ;)

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Haha!!! Oh the trials and tribulations to look forward to. I hope I'm as funny about it as you are. If you tell me u poop rainbows too, I'm gonna know you're secretly a unicorn!!!

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