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I'm partial to some of the older episodes.

The one with Ms. Ellen (where all the boys are trying to become lesbians) is probably my all-time favorite... I think it's called "Tom's Rhinoplasty".

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig. This has some of the best Cartman dialogue. "Why don't you quit dressing me up like the mailman and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom, and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!"

Christian Rock Hard -- "Token, give me a sweet bass line." "I don't know how to play the bass." "Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass." "I'm getting sick of your stereotypes." "Get as sick as you want, just give me a god damn bass line!" "Oh, god damnit..."

General wittiness - the Bob Denver plane ride in the episode where Cartman buys the amusement park.

Others on my list of favs:

Jared has Aides

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Cartmen Gets an Anal Probe -- "MOM, kitty's being a dildo!" "Then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"

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Oh my GAWD!

I almost forgot the one where Kyle has to find the Clitorus!!

The giant pink hill thing. I about died!!!

Oh and you all like south park, you MUST go find Orgasmo. Its a movie they did.

Its funny

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Oh, and another - I really can't even remember what it's about, something to do with people taking others' jobs. All the boys run around saying "They took 'ur jobs!" in this perfect voice.

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Dotofoz: I'm with you! Mr. Hanky was priceless! And Cartman's anal probe just laid me out!:heh:

I also liked the one with the Etheropian boy they won with a watch. They found Sally Struthers holed up in the storage place where they keep all the food destined for starving Ethiopians and Sally had been hitting it hard.

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OMG South Park is one of the funniest shows around. They are so dead on most of the time.

I love the Mormon one - being from Kansas City it is a running joke that Jesus is returning here to the RLDS church in Independence with the spiral opening at the top of the cathedral. Stan asks - did you know Adam and Eve where from Jackson County Missouri? TOO FUNNY especially because some people think it is true. I had to TIVO that part for my husband just the other day, so he could hear it.

Others: Sadam and Devil, Mr. Garrison's sex change - he thinks he is going to get a period, Mr. Garrison's new mode of transportation..., the new one with Cartman taking pictures of Butters and Butters having to go to camp to be saved was pretty funny.

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"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"

"BEEFCAKE!"

"I'm so buff I can't fit through the door."

I think it was the Weight Gain 4000 episode.

OMG.... I cried I was laughing so hard.

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OMG!!! I forgot about the Weight Gain 4000 episode! Gotta love every bit Cartman does!

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Dotofoz: I'm with you! Mr. Hanky was priceless! And Cartman's anal probe just laid me out!:heh:

I also liked the one with the Etheropian boy they won with a watch. They found Sally Struthers holed up in the storage place where they keep all the food destined for starving Ethiopians and Sally had been hitting it hard.

Yes, I remeber the Ethiopian one, that WAS a classic! What is the name of the nurse character w/the fetus growing from her? My mind drew a blank w/that one....

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I love it when they bash on the pop stars...

Rod Stewart - "Pooped my pants"

And there was one where a giant Barbara Streisand was terrorizing the town.

I just love those guys. They are absolutely nuts.

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My favorite episode is the one with the showdown between Paris Hilton and Mr. Slave (Mr. Garrison's boyfriend) to see who the biggest slut is. On stage in front of the whole town, Paris Hilton shoves a pineapple up her twat to prove she's the biggest slut. But Mr. Slave out does her by grabbing her and shoving her entirely up his butt. I think the episode also features Mr. Garrison putting a gerbil up Mr. Slave's butt in front of the class in attempt to get fired for being homosexual. He thinks if he can get fired, he can then sue for discrimination and win a ton of money. The gerbil has a magical journey through Mr. Slave, meets some skeletons along the way, and eventually makes it out through Mr. Slave's mouth. The episode ends with Paris Hilton trying to figure out how to get out of Mr. Slave's butt. I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard.

Of course, Mr. Hanky, Chef's salty balls, and Cartman's alien anal probe are classics.

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