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The other day I spent 45 minutes reading the sugarless Gummy bear reviews on Amazon.com just because they were so hysterical. However it gave me an idea, why can't we intentionally use these for a colon cleanse before surgery rather than the crap they give us? But seriously, I am considering it for a jumpstart. Apparently you just need a small amount 20 or so to get a clean out. Has anyone either mistakenly had this experience or done it on purpose?

Read the reviews at the link below, you'll at least get to spend some time laughing hysterically.

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending

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I read it as well and thought it was hysterical! Hey it might be a good tasty way to help with post op constipation!

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Curiosity got the best of me! Yes im a crazy ole nosey bat! Well I laughed til I about peed myself at some of those stories!!! They made me glad to be NOT the only one some of these things have happened to;.......bwahahahahaah!!!

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So glad I read this before surgery! Too funny. Had a waited till later today I would have ripped my stitches!!!

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Lololol! Disgusting!

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The other day I spent 45 minutes reading the sugarless Gummy bear reviews on Amazon.com just because they were so hysterical. However it gave me an idea, why can't we intentionally use these for a colon cleanse before surgery rather than the crap they give us? But seriously, I am considering it for a jumpstart. Apparently you just need a small amount 20 or so to get a clean out. Has anyone either mistakenly had this experience or done it on purpose?

Read the reviews at the link below, you'll at least get to spend some time laughing hysterically.

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending

I have never laughed so hard! Thanks for this!

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The other day I spent 45 minutes reading the sugarless Gummy bear reviews on Amazon.com just because they were so hysterical. However it gave me an idea, why can't we intentionally use these for a colon cleanse before surgery rather than the crap they give us? But seriously, I am considering it for a jumpstart. Apparently you just need a small amount 20 or so to get a clean out. Has anyone either mistakenly had this experience or done it on purpose?

Read the reviews at the link below, you'll at least get to spend some time laughing hysterically.

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending

I have never laughed so hard! Thanks for this!

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Lol I once read on a bag of chips, "may cause anal leakage"

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So this is awful and I am not sure what kind of repercussions the universe will throw at my fiancé for this but he is planning on gifting a bag of these to his coworker who is always in a bad mood. He throws temper tantrums at work and tried to push a portable toilet on top of my fiancé... I just wish I could be there to see him run to the bathroom.

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Lol, that will be funny...

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Absolutely hilarious. And I have totally went ahead and enjoyed things I knew would do this to me so I could cleanse lol.

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