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Oh, this made me chuckle...

Forget your Protein induced Constipation. Forget your tinctures, lotions, potions and tablets.

Just get...

Haribo sugar free Bears.

The reviews of this product are hilarious. Best of luck! :blink:

http://slightlyviral.com/beware-sugarless-gummy-bears-on-amazon-com/

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OMG - I'm going out to buy some Haribo sugar free right now!!!!

This review rivals the one I found about an office chair on Amazon.com and the male review complained about the fact that the chair caused him great pain in discomfort in his balls.

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Thanks for sharing that hillarious link. I needed a good laugh today.

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I just read this to Mr. McButterpants and we were both laughing so hard tears were streaming down our faces!

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If you need more of a chuckle, this is pretty good, too...

Veet for Men...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Spread the joy! Literally! :blink:

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OMG this is so F'n funny I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!

If you need more of a chuckle, this is pretty good, too...

Veet for Men...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Spread the joy! Literally! :blink:

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I loved the gummie bear post the first time I saw it (her I think) a few months ago. Had to post it on Facebook! Thanks for the laughs! :)

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LOVE Veet for men! Hilarious!

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If you need more of a chuckle, this is pretty good, too...

Veet for Men...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Spread the joy! Literally! :blink:

"A maroon colored bag of agony"

MY SIDES! :lol:

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BOL!!! That was some creative writing!!! Now I'm torn, shall I buy some or not??? :)

Thanks, I needed this today!

WHERE did you find this stuff! Hysterical!

Edited by BigGirlPanties

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Glad it made you all smile.

I love the Veet for men reviews.. I was in tears when I read that one!

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Mr. McButterpants and I read the VEET one again last night - OMG, knob and bullocks! We were like a couple of teenagers giggling while reading! A much needed laugh!

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Omg.. laughing so hard. Crying. .. so funny

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It would seriously be a better way to um, regulate one's self, though! At least, tasty! Ha!

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