gamergirl 4,610 Posted December 29, 2013 Friend of mine posted this on FB and I thought it was amusing so sharing in the Atheists/Agnostics section PRAISE THE LORD There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD!' One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He grew irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: 'THERE IS NO LORD!' Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord! The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. 'PRAISE THE LORD!' she cried out. 'HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!' The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: 'THERE IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!' The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!' 9 Butterthebean, TheOldMeAgain, ladyd728 and 6 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MNMema 82 Posted December 29, 2013 lol!!!!!! 1 gamergirl reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butterthebean 8,146 Posted December 30, 2013 Nice one. I just shared that with the FIL and he loved it. 1 Dani.o.dani reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gamergirl 4,610 Posted December 30, 2013 Nice one. I just shared that with the FIL and he loved it.Finally! Something you and the FIL can agree on! My work here is done. 2 Dani.o.dani and Butterthebean reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOldMeAgain 128 Posted December 31, 2013 This is great! Keep sharing if you come upon any more please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
