Sleevie J 130 Posted December 26, 2013 Just for laughs. With the obesity issues facing this country isn't it about time we put Santa on a weight loss plan. The accumulation of fat around his mid section is a precursor to future health issues. He binges all night on Cookies and and likely suffers from diabetes. Are we sending the right messages to kids? I think it's time for us to wake up and realize that Santa is a ticking time bomb. Santa needs an intervention. We need to put out more carrots and less Cookies. He needs more exercise and less sleigh rides. Maybe he should look into weight loss surgery. Next year I would like to see a slimmer, healthier Santa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
L-in-NJ 136 Posted December 26, 2013 This is how Santa should look lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joatsaint 2,814 Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) The world loves an overweight Santa becasue he's like Oprah - unlimited weath and gives away free stuff once a year! Edited December 26, 2013 by joatsaint Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NMJG 1,266 Posted December 26, 2013 Santa is fat because he is jolly! Aren't all fat people jolly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
