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[ajustice 484]

well i spoke too soon...the gas is back,,,like a long lost friend,,,NOT!!!!!

I'm telling u use it to your advantage if you are going out during the Christmas frenzy. I'm sure it would clear a crowd if it's anything like mine

[Mkmb2006 41]

I had gas prior to surgery few farts here and there but since surgery I feel like I have no control. Now when I pass gas not only does it smell like a zombies insides, it's loud and long, some days when I try to ease it out POW it comes out like a raging bull....

One day Before winter came, I was walking in front of this guy...so I decide to add a little shake to my walk...what was that for...every step I took all u hear is pop,pop,pop,pop, I started to walk a little quicker because I was embarrassed and I was sounding like my own American bandstand. Sighs...

I give new meaning to pull my finger lol

Heehee...I can't sleep and it's 5am, and I'm trying not to laugh out loud and wake the hubby!! You can't make this stuff up!!

[Mkmb2006 41]

Y'all are a hoot!

You mean a toot!

[Greenize42 62]

Thank you guys! I appreciate you looking the actigall and gas x interactions up!

[srofe5 56]

You guys crack me up. I can't believe I haven't awaken to find my husband on the floor where I blew him out of bed. My farts are so powerful. One thing I've noticed the smaller my but gets the less loud they are. Unless of course I am in a public toilet then they ricochet and echo off the walls. I say we rule the world one fart at a time:)

[KristinaRnY 455]

That's why you fart and flush the toilet at the same time lol

[Greenize42 62]

Note to self: do not take to laxative tablets all at once!

[vicki s 146]

Dh=dear husband

LOL..for some reason, I always thought it meant dumb husband!!

[music1618 879]

Dh=dear husband

LOL..for some reason, I always thought it meant dumb husband!!

I think it depends on the situation. DH could mean several things!

[terry1118 1,274]

DH. I always thought it meant 'darling hubby' but it definitely can mean something else. I have in mind one particular meaning that I think of when dealing with troublesome or difficult customers at work. I don't say it out loud there and I won't say it here, but you can figure it out. Lol

[stasea 10]

Omg I was in Walmart n ask a worker for help on where sometjing was an she keep talking to me n I new I was fixing to let one go cuz I have no control over it now an I finally started to walk away an boom it came lucky it wasn't loud but oh god did it stink I felt so bad it was like crop dusting following me up isle to an wen I'm walking the floor at work they just come out an I look back to send if anyone is around its crazy I love to get my kids to an we have always farted around each other but they fall out now on mine lol

[life_after_gastric_bypass 214]

Omg I was in Walmart n ask a worker for help on where sometjing was an she keep talking to me n I new I was fixing to let one go cuz I have no control over it now an I finally started to walk away an boom it came lucky it wasn't loud but oh god did it stink I felt so bad it was like crop dusting following me up isle to an wen I'm walking the floor at work they just come out an I look back to send if anyone is around its crazy I love to get my kids to an we have always farted around each other but they fall out now on mine lol

You make me so proud....lol,

now when I shop with my kids they know the look on my face when I am about to blow..plus I no longer have control so they know to run out of dodge (literally) then if I walk fast it just comes but the aftermath and reactions, I laugh to myself.....I once passed gas and the smell was so bad when someone came in the aisle my kids had a face of embarrassment but I stated to the shopper "oh gosh I think someone threw a stink bomb in here and ran" I guess as a warning cause I felt bad lol lord the look on my kids face priceless....

[music1618 879]

To almost all the ladies in the Khols dressing room this afternoon I am truly sorry. However to the rude lady that hit me twice with her basket I hope you were in there!

[life_after_gastric_bypass 214]

To almost all the ladies in the Khols dressing room this afternoon I am truly sorry. However to the rude lady that hit me twice with her basket I hope you were in there!

*standing ovation* !!! That will teach her!!

Happy New Years

[ajustice 484]

It's been very hard staying with the tons of family in and out at my parents. Has has no particularly good time to strike.