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I had to watch "Oh Brother" twice. It took me that long to get the vernacular down. No wonder I didn't recognize the words in print!

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Ok. I reckon ya'll give up on mine. You're too darned young to appreciate them, but trust me, they were great.

Heavy breathing opening scene: "Splendor in the Grass"

"We can put them in orbit" is from "The Loved Ones" which played primarily in artsy off-campus near university theatres because it was such a dark comedy. Completely utterly hilarious! Haven't seen it again since then so I don't know how well it has aged, politically correctly speaking. But I will admit if you don't appreciate Jonathan Winters comedy, you probably wouldn't like this film.

I'll never forget a scene on the "Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour" when he was playing Maudie Frickert and was in a hospital bed in "her" gown. One of the brothers came into the room and sat down beside him/her (Jonathan was famous for ad-libbing) and Maudie lifted the sheet and said, "You wanta see my toys?" On live national television. You gotta love the guy!

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Obedience

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

Sounds almost like the lines for the toilets at a concert or sporting event.

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Ok. I reckon ya'll give up on mine. You're too darned young to appreciate them, but trust me, they were great.

Heavy breathing opening scene: "Splendor in the Grass"

"We can put them in orbit" is from "The Loved Ones" which played primarily in artsy off-campus near university theatres because it was such a dark comedy. Completely utterly hilarious! Haven't seen it again since then so I don't know how well it has aged, politically correctly speaking. But I will admit if you don't appreciate Jonathan Winters comedy, you probably wouldn't like this film.

I'll never forget a scene on the "Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour" when he was playing Maudie Frickert and was in a hospital bed in "her" gown. One of the brothers came into the room and sat down beside him/her (Jonathan was famous for ad-libbing) and Maudie lifted the sheet and said, "You wanta see my toys?" On live national television. You gotta love the guy!

I loved that show.

"Pat Paulson for President"

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I've not heard of any of those.

But I think Harold & Maude is hilarious. Not that it's here...nor there...

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And no.. that post was NOT posted by a Ron Cusano alias. lol. That's hilarious. I think whoever accused him owes him an apology.
Which one is owed the apology?:faint:

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From a play turned into a classic movie:

"The Bible is a book. It's a good book. But it's not the only book."

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In general, I feel like I am owed an apology for anything Ron Cusano says or does.

And, to drift into the parallel universe, I also love Harold & Maude.

I offer, for your consideration, the Twilight Zone, where everything is not as it appears.

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Who was it that used to say..."The Twilight Zone, the zone between the zone, between the zone"?

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I think Paladin is roaming around here someplace, isn't he, TOM?

Paladin, Paladin where do you roam? (remember the song?)

Have Gun Will Travel Reads the Card of a Man...

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letha g: How do you know the post wasn't by Mr. Caruso, using an alias?
Because Paladin has been a member since May of 2006.

How come the answer to everything is Paladin?

Who started this thread?

Who is the main character in "Have Gun, Will Travel"?

Who is Ron Cusano accused of being?

One answer fits all.

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Because Paladin has been a member since May of 2006.

How come the answer to everything is Paladin?

Who started this thread?

Who is the main character in "Have Gun, Will Travel"?

Who is Ron Cusano accused of being?

One answer fits all.

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Because motor cycles don't have any doors???

If you are born again does that mean you have two bellybuttons!

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