Do These Pants Make My Ass Look Big?

[LipstickLady 25,682]

The dreaded question that no smart man will answer with anything less than an enthusiastic "NO! Your ass looks great!!" while still fearing for his well being and wondering where he might be closing his eyes for the night.

My husband now LOVES the question and actually (GASP!!) checks it out for me eagerly where he used to slink out of the room right after the aforementioned response. He knew I was going to be pissed no matter what he said -- not at him, but at myself.

Problem? He now goes overboard. He wants to check to see if my pants are too tight -- you know, where he has to insert his hand down the back and see how much room there is. He also has this weird obsession of checking to see if my boobs have shrunk more. Hmmm... Every day. By feel.. And then by sight. And then by feel again.

Weirdo.

[5.0junkie 770]

Oh come on now, is this really a problem?!?!? My wife told me the other day she feels like she's cheating on me cause when the lights are out (yaaaa me) I feel like a different man. I guess that's a compliment??? Just trying to figure out which man she was referring to!!!

Your husband is not a weirdo, he's just scoping out his new playground :-)

[sifford1 27]

Oh come on now, is this really a problem?!?!? My wife told me the other day she feels like she's cheating on me cause when the lights are out (yaaaa me) I feel like a different man. I guess that's a compliment??? Just trying to figure out which man she was referring to!!! <br><br>

Your husband is not a weirdo, he's just scoping out his new playground :-)

That's so funny, I told my husband the same thing last night! It really does feel like your cheating!

[LipstickLady 25,682]

My husband says that when I straighten my hair. He's never said it about my body. HA! I'm sure it's true, though.

[gamergirl 4,610]

I tell my husband he better enjoy it because being with this "new woman" is as close as he's going to get to another woman . It does feel different. We've both lost so much we're like different people. I'm not sure I'd immediately recognize him from the back in a crowd.

[Butterthebean 8,146]

My wife hasn't had WLS but maybe I need to start checking her boobs for shrinkage just in case.

[ReDbEaN 654]

My wife hasn't had WLS but maybe I need to start checking her boobs for shrinkage just in case.

You mean you don't do this already!?!?! ;-P

[Butterthebean 8,146]

You mean you don't do this already!?!?! ;-P

I was but she thought I had an ulterior motive. Can you imagine that? Me? Copping a feel like some perv? And then claiming it was for her medical benefit?

Do you think that would work?

[Nicolanz 1,484]

My ass is pretty sad looking these days. Used to nice and round. Now? It gets flatter by the minute! When I ask, "does my ass look big?" He better say YES!!!!!!

[gamergirl 4,610]

My ass is pretty sad looking these days. Used to nice and round. Now? It gets flatter by the minute! When I ask, "does my ass look big?" He better say YES!!!!!!

Oh our poor men. They can't win this one, can't they?

[mitz 221]

Gee never thought of it in any way but telling the truth if it looked big or not.. Gee I like big butts

[5.0junkie 770]

Ladies, losing weight is just not fair on your side of things. I mean, as you lose, your ass gets flat, things tend to sag more and the girls get smaller. Men on the other hand tend to tighten up and start showing off a "bigger stature" then they did before. It's just not right ladies, its just not right:)

Oh and if my wife ask me if her ass looks big, I just kiss her passionately, say yes, then run!

[gamergirl 4,610]

Speaking of pants and asses....Today I discovered that I am 2 inches away from fitting into...my 13-year old son's jeans! That is SO weird for me. He's a normal size so I don't think it's him...

[Nicolanz 1,484]

Last night I realized I'm only 30 pounds heavier than my skinny ass husband! At one point i was 150 pounds heavier than him!

[Butterthebean 8,146]

Oh our poor men. They can't win this one, can't they?

We can't win ANY of them.