Do These Pants Make My Ass Look Big?

[M2G 1,836]

We can't win ANY of them.

So your training went well then...

[Butterthebean 8,146]

Yes I know my place.

Why do you think we men are so confused most of the time? You ladies have a way of saying "come here" and " go away" at the same time. My simple brain just locks up trying to interpret such signals.

Is it any wonder we simply follow our penis most of the time?

[5.0junkie 770]

Come on Butter, is it only most of the time? Youre a better man than me if so....

[ReDbEaN 654]

I was but she thought I had an ulterior motive. Can you imagine that? Me? Copping a feel like some perv? And then claiming it was for her medical benefit? Do you think that would work?

PAAAHAHHAHA!! Sounds like Mrs Butter knows you all too well ;-P