Red Lobster Warning -- ADULTS ONLY

[Tired_Old_Man 1]

ADULTS ONLY PLEASE

WARNING ABOUT RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS

This is important and worth the time to read!

Warning!!Be careful if you eat at "RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS."

A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain.

"911" was called and an ambulance was sent and the woman was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse.

As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnosis the cause of the pain:

[Elisabethsew 50]

OUCH! I want HER boobs (and body) minus the lobster PINCH!

[faithmd 14]

That was a funny one!!!

[HelenC 0]

LOL...Have to show that to DH :girl_hug:

[Carlene 12]

My question is.....what was she doing topless in Red Lobster? Serves her right.

[Wheetsin 714]

Blech. Red Lobster is to seafood what Payless is to quality footwear. That's what she gets for eating there.

[anonemouse 1]

Blech. Red Lobster is to seafood what Payless is to quality footwear. That's what she gets for eating there.

That's why I only eat the chicken there. And the biscuits. LOVE the biscuits.

[Carlene 12]

That's why I only eat the chicken there. And the biscuits. LOVE the biscuits.

I can't eat the biscuits anymore. :think

[Glogirl 0]

are those stocking feet (white socked feet) on eithe side of her. That is without a doubt the funnest pic I have seen in a while. Thanks for sharing.

[Wheetsin 714]

Yeah. With holes in the toes. Like I said -- that's Red Lobster for you. :heh: She's laying on a bed and he's stanfing on the bed strattling her, taking the photo downward.

TOM, what kind of food fettish porn sites are you visiting lately? :girl_hug:

[faithmd 14]

I can't eat the biscuits anymore. :think

Me neither :hurt

And I had just perfected my recipe for making them at home...:Cry:

[anonemouse 1]

I can't eat the biscuits anymore. :think

Yeah, that's the one thing I'll miss when I get banded. I'm a total bread addict, and their's is the BEST. Well, their's, macaroni Grill's, and Olive Garden's. And Logan's Roadhouse. And O'Charley's. And....

ACK! I'm confused! I edited to change "theirs" to "their's", but that doesn't look right, either! I give up!

[Wheetsin 714]

Laurend - you never know. I can do bread without any trouble. Rice too. 99.9% of the time I choose not to, because I watch my carbs, but when I really want some I have some. Tonight I had a business dinner at a nice Chinese restaurant and had both brown and white rice. Saturday I had a half a piece of french toast (stopped because I was full, not because it wasn't going down).

As of yet there are no foods I can't eat. There are just foods that feel uncomfortable going down. Not uncomfortable the way something feels when it's stuck, it's a different feeling.

[Wheetsin 714]

And it's theirs. Their includes the possessive. Carlene could explain it more technical-like. :girl_hug:

[Carlene 12]

Yeah, that's the one thing I'll miss when I get banded. I'm a total bread addict, and their's is the BEST. Well, their's, macaroni Grill's, and Olive Garden's. And Logan's Roadhouse. And O'Charley's. And....

ACK! I'm confused! I edited to change "theirs" to "their's", but that doesn't look right, either! I give up!

Pre-band, I was the bread queen. I could happily live on a diet of hot French bread, Red Lobster biscuits, and fresh-from-the-oven yeast rolls. I haven't had a piece of bread in over two years.

PS....It's "theirs".