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[SoccerMomma73 1,867]

I would like to pause here and take a moment to remember some more poignant quotes from the poopable staples thread....... "Really quick the staples they use for sleeve are so small you more than likely wont even see them when you poop them out! Gross but true!" " He told me I had two rows of mini tiny staples that would all fall out and eventually I would poop them out but were do small I wouldn't even see them!!! Maybe my dr does things more modern! You can give him a call if you would like!!! Rockwood clinic spokane wa , dr spitz , but any one will do!" "Nope they didn't use staples on my five tiny superglued incisions. !!! My dr was really advanced I guess" "You know it's not uncommon for advancement in the medical field! Again , the staples the good drs use fall out or dissipate !!!!! Google it , I don't care but titanium staple are not all that common any more!" "No , maybe yours were but things are changing and good drs use tiny rows of staples that fall out over time! Sorry, but your wrong! It is possible for medical advancements! My will fall out in my poop!"

You are killing me....

[Butterthebean 8,146]

I am appalled at the staples thing and that people believe it. OMG.

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It wasn't exactly "people"..... that would suggest it was more than 1.

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Laughing laughing! Keep coming back for a laugh in between spells of weeding the garden.

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Forever known as the "pooable staples thread". OMG - hilarious!

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Forever known as the "pooable staples thread". OMG - hilarious!

I really think Alex should put a "sticky" on that thread...

[NMJG 1,266]

I just read it, omg, that poor woman really believes it. I agree it is one of the more memorable posts. (Shakes head and sighs)

[5.0junkie 770]

cabot! Hey neighbor!!! My brother lives in Conway (well, when not deployed to hell as he currently is) and my 9 year old son has recently declared his intent to be UCAs starting goalie when he's a freshman in 2022 (aim high young grasshopper!!!)

I will be in Cabot for the holiday. Have been celebrating thanksgiving there for years. I've got family that lives there. Very nice small town and a great place to visit. Speaking of how things are done in the south, I started a turkey frying tradition for the holiday. Now that's how we do it in the south!

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How do you fry a turkey? Sounds interesting.

[SoccerMomma73 1,867]

I will be in Cabot for the holiday. Have been celebrating thanksgiving there for years. I've got family that lives there. Very nice small town and a great place to visit. Speaking of how things are done in the south, I started a turkey frying tradition for the holiday. Now that's how we do it in the south!

how funny!! What part of town? We're actually headed an hour north to Greers Ferry, my parents have a small lake house that we're all running away to.

[5.0junkie 770]

How do you fry a turkey? Sounds interesting.

It starts with having a pot big enough to hold an entire turkey and about 4 gallons of peanut oil. I take and inject a seasoning of butter, garlic and some other spices into the turkey breast and thighs. Rub the outside down with season salt and then shove a metal rod through the turkey that has a plate to hold the turkey on one end and a loop on the other that you put a hook into. Holding the hook, you drop the turkey into the pot full of oil. As soon as you start to drop it in, the skin seers over and creates somewhat of a shell around the turkey. This allows the turkey to cook with no oil getting into the meat and no juices from escaping the meat. It is the most flavorful, juiciest and succulent turkey meat you will ever have. I've seen people eat oven roasted turkey and have tons left over. When you fry a turkey, people literally will sit there and pick meat off the bones just to get very last bite. It's hard to explain just how good and flavorful it is. Just have to try it!

[5.0junkie 770]

how funny!! What part of town? We're actually headed an hour north to Greers Ferry, my parents have a small lake house that we're all running away to.

I guess it'd be the south part of town. Off Kerr Station Rd and several miles south of Bill Foster Highway. We spend quite a bit of time making trips to the Walmart in Jacksonville along with Gander Mountain when we decide its time to blow stuff up!

[SoccerMomma73 1,867]

I guess it'd be the south part of town. Off Kerr Station Rd and several miles south of Bill Foster Highway. We spend quite a bit of time making trips to the Walmart in Jacksonville along with Gander Mountain when we decide its time to blow stuff up!

yup, you're the opposite part from us. It's a good place to raise a kiddo. He can still run the neighborhood and be a kid and we've got Little Rock close for anything we need. It's a good fit for us. Enjoy your trip!

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I don't think I have a pot big enough to fit a turkey. Sounds delicious!

[5.0junkie 770]

I don't think I have a pot big enough to fit a turkey. Sounds delicious!

It's actually a pot designed specially for turkey frying. My taste buds are tingling just thinking about it!!

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A. I LOVE Mrs. Butter!!!

B. The stupidity…are you SERIOUS?!!! WOW!