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Last night my wife snored so loud she knocked the satellite dish out of alignment.

I'm telling all her secrets because she made me go to Walmart twice this weekend. That's just too much.

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Okay, this is an invention my brothers made. They would slice off hunks of ice cream and put them between two slices of white bread. Voila! Ice cream sandwiches.

Yep, no disordered eating in MY family of origin.

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"Texas is Whataburger country, lucky you"! They also have the best ketchup EVER!

They don't call it FANCY for nothin...

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My only Whataburger was a vast disappointment. I bit into that thing thinking the heavens would open up and angels would sing. You know what happened? Jesus and all the saints wept. It was cold and meh. Those bastards.

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Ok I'll peruse the forums and see if I can dig something up... But in the meantime a shameless plug of my family hike and mushroom hunt :D

FYI she whose name shall not be spoken still roams the halls...I'd like to kick her in her caps lock.

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My husband looks over says mushrooms.....mmmm lol morals are our favorites. Sadly I cant/wont eat them now smothered in butter, egg and ritz :( depressing I tell ya

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My only Whataburger was a vast disappointment. I bit into that thing thinking the heavens would open up and angels would sing. You know what happened? Jesus and all the saints wept. It was cold and meh. Those bastards.

That's very sad. Whataburger is usually quite good. However, personally I like In 'n Out more, and Dan's Hamburgers in the Austin area. And green chile cheeseburgers pretty much anywhere here in New Mexico.

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Lol my son hates eating mushrooms but about 3 years ago he wanted to be an mycologist when he grew up and today he was feeling nostalgic for mushroom identification (notice the notebook and pencil) lol he's an nerd :P

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Ok I'll peruse the forums and see if I can dig something up...

But in the meantime a shameless plug of my family hike and mushroom hunt :D

You are one skinny little fungus hunter.

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I have no idea why y'all are talking about whataburger when there are perfectly good Burger Kings around. Really??

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For me Whataburger was really all about the potato, egg and cheese Taquitos. Mainly taken around 2am.

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I've never been to any of these burger joints!

We have five guys but I've never tried it..

I had part of a low carb burger at carls jr. a couple of months ago... Great for Constipation :P

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That fry and ketchup thing? Sick sick sick. I am judging GG and Mrs. Butter. Oh my GOD you guys. I must be semi OCD. And it's not for handy things like keeping a clean kitchen or bathroom. It's for food being in its proper place. WTF is wrong with me? Look at all of these skeletons we're dragging out of my closet.

I'm confused. Is t the proper place for yummy food my tummy? How hard is that?!

Wait...

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