Enabling

[No game 14,437]

Nice....

[lsereno 2,525]

After you're through ogling that cake, head over to Shelly's blog for some tips and recipes for the holidays.

http://theworldaccordingtoeggface.blogspot.com/2013/11/eggfaces-10-tips-for-surviving-holidays.html

Lynda

[SoccerMomma73 1,867]

food Porn! Double layered chocolate cake with caramel melted into the cake, caramel butter cream between the layers, chocolate fudge icing, wrapped in mini chips and toffee chips on top

holy baby Jesus that's wet dream material.

[5.0junkie 770]

holy baby Jesus that's wet dream material.

Well the idea for the creation did come from the "better than sex" cake recipe. So, I guess it could wet dream material.

[AmandaRaeLeo 2,146]

<br><br> <br><br> food Porn! Double layered chocolate cake with caramel melted into the cake, caramel butter cream between the layers, chocolate fudge icing, wrapped in mini chips and toffee chips on top

Oh. Yum.

[Butterthebean 8,146]

So no more staple talk? Damn GG. I knew it was just a matter of time.

As for food porn....I had steak and shrimp for Breakfast. Can't get more low carb than that. Plus the ribeye binds with the staples on the way out.

<sorry....needed one more farting....I mean parting.....shot>

[Butterthebean 8,146]

I forgot to mention the shrimp was wrapped in bacon and stuffed with cream cheese!

[LipstickLady 25,682]

You mean I have to staple my lips shut? Awww man! I didn't know you were old enough to be my mama, GG.

[CowgirlJane 14,259]

I forgot to mention the shrimp was wrapped in bacon and stuffed with cream cheese!

that's just mean... can't talk about food like that unless you bring some to share!

[Butterthebean 8,146]

that's just mean... can't talk about food like that unless you bring some to share!

There's more but you better hurry. These little bastards go down so easy.

[mistysj 1,940]

No…my little assholed dog decided that it would be a great idea to bark in the yard, and refuse all commands to come the fucked inside. Let me tell you, it's disconcerting when your doorbell rings that early.

I love the ED profanity. LOL

[mistysj 1,940]

holy baby Jesus that's wet dream material.

I hope that's not one of the key ingredients.

[Fluffnomore 1,235]

I have apologized to the next door neighbors. On the left they were completely confused when I presented them with a pie and an original poem by Marley. But also kind of pissed that someone called the cops. The ones on the right (who I believe might have called) are not home but their box of crap goodies on their porch waiting for them to come home. If it's the neighbors in the back, they can go pee up a rope. I have never met them, and I'm not about to start now. I've been here 16 years, goddamned it, and they can get off my lawn.

Here is the poem Marley (the assholed dog) wrote:

I have this problem in the morning.

Of barking early, with no warning.

And dodging all attempts by mom

To get me inside and keep me calm

So here are some treats, and I hope they'll work

And show you I'm not a total jerk.

Yeah, yeah…it's lacking the right rhythm. Sue me. The kids are out finally putting the leaves into bags. The dog is outside barking again, and I just heard my eldest yell, "Marley! Shut UP! We don't need the po-po to come back and bust us again."

[Hidden from view 159]

My neighbours have set dog control on me a number of times. They are totally intolerant. I have two tiny dogs, and I am at home with them 24/7. One day, I was taken to hospital in an ambulance and the dogs barked cos they were on their own. Enter dog control. Another time, my mom collapsed and died, and again the dogs were on their own. Yep, dog control again. But I think the neighbours got told off that last time, cos I haven't heard another thing. And after the last, completely unreasonable complaint, I no longer care if my dogs bark, and do nothing to stop them. So there!

[Georgia 2,908]

It starts with having a pot big enough to hold an entire turkey and about 4 gallons of peanut oil. I take and inject a seasoning of butter, garlic and some other spices into the turkey breast and thighs. Rub the outside down with season salt and then shove a metal rod through the turkey that has a plate to hold the turkey on one end and a loop on the other that you put a hook into. Holding the hook, you drop the turkey into the pot full of oil. As soon as you start to drop it in, the skin seers over and creates somewhat of a shell around the turkey. This allows the turkey to cook with no oil getting into the meat and no juices from escaping the meat. It is the most flavorful, juiciest and succulent turkey meat you will ever have. I've seen people eat oven roasted turkey and have tons left over. When you fry a turkey, people literally will sit there and pick meat off the bones just to get very last bite. It's hard to explain just how good and flavorful it is. Just have to try it!

yummy!!!!!