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Do you mean a sleeve of absence...

TOTALLY! :D

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Missus Butter...."are you going with me to the grocery store?"

Me....."just for the sake of argument, do I have a choice?"

Her...."not if you wanna stay married."

Me....<thinking hard>

Her....."well?"

Me....."have I done something wrong? Am I being punished?"

Her...."yes, you've never once had a menstrual cramp since we've been married. Now get in the fuckeding car."

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Go Mrs Butter!!

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Welcome to my life :) some if my best friends own a BBQ restaurant down here (arkansas). Damn those people always smell Devine.....someday I may lick em.

Where in AR? I live in Conway.

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Down here in the Deep South we take our smoke pits with us every where we go. You never know when you'll need to smoke a pig.

That is hilarious!

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Where in AR? I love in Conway.

I live near osceola!

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I live near osceola!

cabot! Hey neighbor!!! My brother lives in Conway (well, when not deployed to hell as he currently is) and my 9 year old son has recently declared his intent to be UCAs starting goalie when he's a freshman in 2022 (aim high young grasshopper!!!)

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cabot! Hey neighbor!!! My brother lives in Conway (well, when not deployed to hell as he currently is) and my 9 year old son has recently declared his intent to be UCAs starting goalie when he's a freshman in 2022 (aim high young grasshopper!!!)

I live in Greenwood!

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cabot! Hey neighbor!!! My brother lives in Conway (well, when not deployed to hell as he currently is) and my 9 year old son has recently declared his intent to be UCAs starting goalie when he's a freshman in 2022 (aim high young grasshopper!!!)

Way cool! I work in NLR 3 days a. Week Moved to Conway 6 years ago. When were you sleeved?

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I live near osceola!

cool! Got our own little AR group going on here!

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I live in Greenwood!

OMG. AR is present!

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Missus Butter...."are you going with me to the grocery store?" Me....."just for the sake of argument, do I have a choice?" Her...."not if you wanna stay married." Me....<thinking hard> Her....."well?" Me....."have I done something wrong? Am I being punished?" Her...."yes, you've never once had a menstrual cramp since we've been married. Now get in the fuckeding car."

Go Mrs Butter!!

Yep..

no sympathy here. As a matter of fact perhaps missus Butter and I can sync up our cycles so we can verbally abuse you at the same time :D

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I am appalled at the staples thing and that people believe it. OMG.

BTW, plenty of good surgeons in the NW....

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I am appalled at the staples thing and that people believe it. OMG. BTW, plenty of good surgeons in the NW....

I would like to pause here and take a moment to remember some more poignant quotes from the poopable staples thread.......

"Really quick the staples they use for sleeve are so small you more than likely wont even see them when you poop them out! Gross but true!"

" He told me I had two rows of mini tiny staples that would all fall out and eventually I would poop them out but were do small I wouldn't even see them!!! Maybe my dr does things more modern! You can give him a call if you would like!!! Rockwood clinic spokane wa , dr spitz , but any one will do!"

"Nope they didn't use staples on my five tiny superglued incisions. !!! My dr was really advanced I guess"

"You know it's not uncommon for advancement in the medical field! Again , the staples the good drs use fall out or dissipate !!!!! Google it , I don't care but titanium staple are not all that common any more!"

"No , maybe yours were but things are changing and good drs use tiny rows of staples that fall out over time! Sorry, but your wrong! It is possible for medical advancements! My will fall out in my poop!"

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Way cool! I work in NLR 3 days a. Week Moved to Conway 6 years ago. When were you sleeved?

actually, I'm a weirdo...I'm an RNY (previous band) that ended up on this thread during the shuffle and sort of took root...I'm 9 months post RNY.

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