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So that's how stinky cheese is made???????

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Sounds like a cycle. Or should I say, recycle?

Talk about going green!

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Just woken up, logged on to see what I missed overnight - and it appears medical science has moved on apace while I slept... pooping staples??? Ah, that explains the Constipation in the early days... but how come so many of us have been landed with old fashioned titanium staples in our stomachs when there's someone in the world working miracles with poopable staples???

But seriously, such ignorance dressed up as wide eyed "just saying" scares me now that I see the thread. It's always going to happen but you'd think that after interventions by vet sleevers people would stop dribbling. Laura, u tried but got sneered at for suggesting these were wound staples - hell, doncha know that medical miracle workers GLUE wounds now? :-)))) it would be funny if people weren't reading this shitED and giving credence to it.

Not going to read any more of that ignorant rubbish, only out my bed for 30 mins and am agitated and pissed off, lol!!!! Happy weekend everyone, aren't you pleased and relieved to be sleeved and part of such a well informed group ;-)

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Yep, me too. I said on another thread that my knickers almost reach my diaphragm!

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I have baggy drawers! So much so, I don't even where them any more!

***wear them! WTF?!?

Oh wait! Where them would work if yer talkin hillbilly!

Where them? I can't find my knickers, I ain't worn them in so long! Where them?

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I think I need to take a leave of absence from this website....

Before I have a Michael Douglas 'Whammy Burger' moment...

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I haven't pooped my staples yet because I'm a tad constipated. Or maybe, just maybe, the staples are preventing my shitteding myself.

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I pooped out my staples and made this.....<br><br><br><br><br>

Damn! You were right about Fiber One cereal!!!

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Down here in the Deep South we take our smoke pits with us every where we go.

You never know when you'll need to smoke a pig.

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Did someone say BBQ? This is how we do it in Oklahoma

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OMG I love this idea.....No more fast food joints for me, I can do take along.....LOL This reminds me of tailgating for our favorite football team... :P

These look absolutely delicious.......Perhaps I will have this for dinner tonight.... :P

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I think I need to take a leave of absence from this website....

Before I have a Michael Douglas 'Whammy Burger' moment...

Do you mean a sleeve of absence...

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