this may start a riot.

[MindiJean 93]

I am feeling ignored.

[Butterthebean 8,146]

I am feeling ignored.

Pick your butt....that always gets people's attention.

[Sweet Pee 349]

I am feeling ignored.

Or your nose.

[MindiJean 93]

I prefer to pick my nose first, because then I don't taste the yuckiness of my butt picking when I eat my boogers.

[LipstickLady 25,682]

If you MUST know, Pugs prefer sniffing butts....thank you very much!!!

Your lips are sparkly.

Yes, yes they are.

[LipstickLady 25,682]

Thankfully, I believe this absolute trainwreck of a thread has been nicely derailed. Can I start posting food porn here?

~Cheri

No. That's childish. Haven't you been keeping up?

[LipstickLady 25,682]

I like you Cheri

<cough> <cough>

[MindiJean 93]

<cough> <cough>

Did you get something caught in your sparkly lips?

[MindiJean 93]

Did you get something caught in your sparkly lips?

That's what he said

[Fluffnomore 1,235]

[LipstickLady 25,682]

Did you get something caught in your sparkly lips?

That's what he said

You can't make jokes out of your own posts. DUH.

[MindiJean 93]

You can't make jokes out of your own posts. DUH.

I amuse myself.

Just 'cause you have sparkly lips does NOT make you Lord Queen Boofoo of the manor.

[Fluffnomore 1,235]

She's not Queen. She's a princess. Please try to keep up, Your Pugaliciousness.

How do I get to be a princess too?

[MindiJean 93]

She's not Queen. She's a princess. Please try to keep up, Your Pugaliciousness.

How do I get to be a princess too?

apparently you need to have sparkly lips and choke on small bones

[No game 14,437]

All I know is when I see one of your posts I get comfortable.....put on my reading glasses......take my Ritalin.....send an email to my wife letting her know I'll be out of touch for an hour or so.....maybe get a bite to eat first cause I know it's gonna be a while. But seriously I don't mind long posts as long as there are paragraph breaks every so often. If it's one solid block of words my eyes tend to cross before I finish reading? And yes it's true....sometimes I write specifically to my ADHD brethren....they are my people. And now kitty porn. My little buddy Johnny Cash. RIP.

Rest in peace Jonny Cash...