Look at my sad photo - **Warning** MAJOR pity party

[leslie1958 159]

Pronounced Dstarstark?

EXACTLY - nothing like a nice bowl of spotted Dstartstark (and custard) !!

[leslie1958 159]

Eeeeeek! I meant you were sad. I'd be sad, too, if I had to push my date out. Did I say something different in your English?

And yes....we have an international market and spotted d**k always gets my husband and teenaged girls snickering madly. Don't know what it is, but it does inspire giggly laughter for at least two aisles.

Don't worry - absolutely no offence taken - I was kidding, I knew what you meant. My American husband thinks Spotted Dstarkstark is pretty funny too - actually it's basically a plain pudding with raisins in (they are the "spotted" part) it is steamed and served with hot custard (a British staple with puddings) super stodgy but a true comfort food in the winter time. This thread has turned very silly indeed and given me huge laughs so thanks everyone, can't wait to see who posts something next !!

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

I have no fstarcstarkstaristarnstarg idea what any of you are fstarcstarkstaristarnstarg on about....

[LipstickLady 25,682]

pudding with raisins sounds much better than pudding with blood. I'm totally scared of what your pudding is, though. Mine is creamy brown chocolate flavored stuff that you cook on a stove. It's milk with thickening and flavor. No piggies harmed in the making of this food product.

[leslie1958 159]

pudding with raisins sounds much better than pudding with blood. I'm totally scared of what your pudding is, though. Mine is creamy brown chocolate flavored stuff that you cook on a stove. It's milk with thickening and flavor. No piggies harmed in the making of this food product.

It's just like a steamed sponge - not as light as a sponge cake - heavier - but tastes like a nice heavy sponge type cake thingy (that's the technical name) !!

[LipstickLady 25,682]

And why the fstark would one put Beans on toast? You are supposed to put butter on toast. Beans would make it soggy!

[LipstickLady 25,682]

It's just like a steamed sponge - not as light as a sponge cake - heavier - but tastes like a nice heavy sponge type cake thingy (that's the technical name) !!

Oh my gawwwwd. I wash the dishes with a sponge. I put a sponge in the microwave wet so it will steam clean. What kind of sponge are you eating?

[leslie1958 159]

mmmmm - yes - soggy - very nice fstarking soggy toast and baked Beans

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

- The glorious Black pudding..

- The uber amazing Spotted Dstaristarcstark and Custard

[LipstickLady 25,682]

I should have skipped surgery and moved across the big Water to the land of blood and sponges.

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

Oh lord.. I want food now

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

I should have skipped surgery and moved across the big Water to the land of blood and sponges.

I can't imagine that tagline ever appearing in a bodyform advert

[LipstickLady 25,682]

pudding.< /p>

[leslie1958 159]

This is getting fstarking crazy

[leslie1958 159]

- The glorious Black pudding..

- The uber amazing Spotted Dstaristarcstark and Custard

I could murder some fish and chips right now