female only Another sex issue. *sigh*

[shershrinking 53]

You deserve to be loved, your story is wonderful- and yes, pleez report- i live vicariously through others! Cant imagine ever being where you are ! Sigh...

[padlrd 183]

Ok so I'm going to get ready shower die my hair im so ready for these next 2 days what's calorie burn for hot sex

[slowtogo 301]

Depends how long it lasts. Lol!!!!!

[music1618 879]

My first time with my hubby was a lot like this. We planned a special time away. I had lost a bet with him and the prize was a massage - things took off from there.

I would not suggest the glass of wine to settle your nerves as wine effects is differently now.

Just let things develop naturally and remember the first is always a little awkward with someone new. My husband is only my second partner in my life so I understand the nerves.

[shershrinking 53]

Okay i looked it up- these are not scientifically verified- just so funny!

75 to 150 for a quickie, 250 to 500 for standard run of the mill sex, 750 to 1000 for make up sex- LOL

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent

12 Calories

Without her consent

2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands

8 Calories

With one hand

12 Calories

With your teeth

485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection

6 Calories

Without an erection

3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary

12 Calories

69 lying down

78 Calories

69 standing up

812 Calories

Wheelbarrow

216 Calories

Doggy Style

326 Calories

Italian chandelier

2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real

112 Calories

Fake

1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging

18 Calories

Getting up immediately

36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately

816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years

36 Calories

30-39 years

80 Calories

40-49 years

124 Calories

50-59 years

1,972 Calories

60-69 years

7,916 Calories

70 and over

Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly..

32 Calories

In a hurry

98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door

5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door

13,521 Calories

(Results may vary!)

[music1618 879]

Okay i looked it up- these are not scientifically verified- just so funny!

75 to 150 for a quickie' date=' 250 to 500 for standard run of the mill sex, 750 to 1000 for make up sex- LOL

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent

12 Calories

Without her consent

2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands

8 Calories

With one hand

12 Calories

With your teeth

485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection

6 Calories

Without an erection

3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary

12 Calories

69 lying down

78 Calories

69 standing up

812 Calories

Wheelbarrow

216 Calories

Doggy Style

326 Calories

Italian chandelier

2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real

112 Calories

Fake

1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging

18 Calories

Getting up immediately

36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately

816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years

36 Calories

30-39 years

80 Calories

40-49 years

124 Calories

50-59 years

1,972 Calories

60-69 years

7,916 Calories

70 and over

Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly..

32 Calories

In a hurry

98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door

5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door

13,521 Calories

(Results may vary!)

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I wonder how I program these into my fitness pal!

[shershrinking 53]

Sorry, just had to look it up and share! LOL

1. italian chandelier

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This is the real definition... It's a sexual position. The woman pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.

I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.

The Italian Chandelier Position is great for burning calories.

[padlrd 183]

Thanks can't stop smiling and laughing as I read this. Yes I did promise him a massage with Hot oil and I'm getting one in return if we make it that far or maybe on the second round I've prepared most everything that we don't have to leave our room for 2 days and night

[music1618 879]

Just remember to pace yourself - and warm up your muscles. Don't want to pull anything or throw out your back trying to do the Italian chandelier move! ????

[padlrd 183]

Ok everyone I'm on my way

[ajustice 484]

Have fun!!! So exciting!!!

[padlrd 183]

Ok we'll everything went great but I can't sleep now I thought maybe sex would make me tired but I'm wide awake and wore him out after the 5 time boy it's like my grand kids said about me beating them on Wi Dance granny still has it in her and going strong but I'm letting him sleep for a little while at least he worked all day so he can be ready for the morning or maybe 3-4 in the morning if I can't go to sleep its like I have all this energy and can't slake so I'm telling all my secrets and watching him sleep

[mzshay35 215]

Ok we'll everything went great but I can't sleep now I thought maybe sex would make me tired but I'm wide awake and wore him out after the 5 time boy it's like my grand kids said about me beating them on Wi Dance granny still has it in her and going strong but I'm letting him sleep for a little while at least he worked all day so he can be ready for the morning or maybe 3-4 in the morning if I can't go to sleep its like I have all this energy and can't slake so I'm telling all my secrets and watching him sleep

Local good got you

Mz Shay

[mzshay35 215]

Ok we'll everything went great but I can't sleep now I thought maybe sex would make me tired but I'm wide awake and wore him out after the 5 time boy it's like my grand kids said about me beating them on Wi Dance granny still has it in her and going strong but I'm letting him sleep for a little while at least he worked all day so he can be ready for the morning or maybe 3-4 in the morning if I can't go to sleep its like I have all this energy and can't slake so I'm telling all my secrets and watching him sleep

Lol good for you

Mz Shay

[LeticiaHuggins 177]

New body... Try new things!

Ya just might enjoy it!!!

~Leticia **HW: 259**PreOp: 216**SURG: 3/21/13 **Discharged @: 221** 4.5 mons post op. CW: 160.0 lbs. --- Only 10 lbs to my goal ---