So I see this car...

[Devana 0]

Although I did see one that made me giggle for ages, KEPT. There was a blonde bimbo driving it, and yes, it was a convertable BMW driving down Toorak Rd which is a swanky Melbourne area full of bottle blonde over botoxed over tanned over nipped and tucked older women and men with trophy wives.

Many years ago I saw a powder pink vehicle coming towards me on the road and as I was snorting in derision I saw that it had vanity plates that said "I WON IT". My snort turned into a guffaw!

[Wheetsin 714]

Does anyone else remember a show called Bumpter Stumpers, where the strategy was to figure out as many plates as possible? (Or something like that).

[Kat817 19]

I remember some game show where the object was to decipher as many as possible....mid 80's or so I think.

I do not have any on my car...however since they have already been mentioned...we have a wooden sign hanging on the bar above the gate on our horse trailer....it says "Don't B Whatcha C". We have had many, many offers for it. Instead we just hung it with sturdier chain!!!

***topic hijack***

Wheetsin wasn't it you that had your band surgery on Ash Wednesday? I warned someone (who is having surgery tomorrow) about the "dirty" nurses earlier, ---I always have to smile over it!!!

***back to topic***

Kat

[Wheetsin 714]

Ayuh, that was me. Nurse Manson and Nurse Infection, as my husband now refers to them. :doh:

[Carlene 12]

I saw a great one yesterday. It had a female cartoonish figure and underneath it said, "Girls Kick Butt". I like that a LOT.

[Boo Boo Kitty 3]

My hubby has a support ribbon that says "I support road head".

I find it ironic that he supports something he is never going to get.

ROTFL.... Does he know that??? lol....

[babygrl1234 6]

He should by now...I think he just wants to look cool in front of his friends. He used to have one on his old car that said "Official Pimpmobile". He got pulled over once and the cop just said he wanted a closer look at the owner of the pimpmobile and ask him where he got the sticker.

[hopefull loser 0]

I like the sticker "Pee for enjoyment, not for employment."

[Tired_Old_Man 1]

I always wanted a portable toilet-mobile with a license plate number of 4U2P.

[BJean 16]

My nephew has been rear-ended twice. His fancy Beemer has the vanity plate: KP UR DST

[Paulax 8]

This was my first venture over to Rants and Raves.

I am so glad because Wheetsin, that was the biggest laugh I have had all year, thank you.

You are a witty writer, that was F U N N Y!!!!

And hey, someone's German Shepard may be smarter than my honour roll student, but can he play the violin?....:guess

[mjsafari 0]

Wheetsin - it was Bumper Stumpers! I love that show, my mom and I watched it all the time. I often wonder though why people get vanity plates that no one else can understand. Isn't the point to make a statement - not much of a statement if it doesn't make any sense.

I have to mention a couple of buttons we purchased recently:

Picture of Jesus with light around him that says "Look Busy, Jesus is coming" (probably funnier because of my non-belief :-).)

Picture of George Bush that says "A village in Texas has lost their Idiot"

[Tired_Old_Man 1]

In a store: "Jesus Saves, All Others Pay Full Price"

[L8BloomR 1]

This was my first venture over to Rants and Raves.

And hey, someone's German Shepard may be smarter than my honour roll student, but can he play the violin?....:guess

He's learning..... I'll send you tickets to his first recital !! :biggrin1:

[Wheetsin 714]

I have seen "Jesus saves sinners. Then he redeems them for valuable prizes."

Recently have seen:

"Honk if you voted for Bush. It's the big button in the middle of your steering wheel."

"Despite this car, I am not a lesbian."

Always liked the "Visualize Whirled Peas" and "Stop the Violins".

Had a shirt once that came in a sticker too that said, "Stop Plate Tectonics!"