Fabulous February Post-Op's

[ArmyWife&Mom 24]

Will be here tomorrow after 11:30am

[SoccerMomma73 1,867]

Sitting here sipping my first apple juice, yum-o! Curious if he's gonna let me fly the coupe today or tomorrow...

HW 312, pre-op (lap-band) 294, pre-op (RNY) 255, surgery date 2/11/13, goal weight 154, current weight 240

[chrissy1147 21]

Yay get to take a shower today and I know this is gross but I had a bowel movement this morning. I just can't wait to be home in my own bed tonight

[SoccerMomma73 1,867]

Yay get to take a shower today and I know this is gross but I had a bowel movement this morning. I just can't wait to be home in my own bed tonight

My kingdom for a poop!!!!

HW 312, pre-op (lap-band) 294, pre-op (RNY) 255, surgery date 2/11/13, goal weight 154, current weight 240

[Kellyk2511 282]

They are keeping me one more day, my heart rate i elevated so better safe than sorry

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[selenaarnold16 8]

I wish you all a speedy recovery! I was there 9 days ago

[SoccerMomma73 1,867]

Whether I go or stay today is all dependent on a fart....crazy!!! They're threatening suppositories!!!!

HW 312, pre-op (lap-band) 294, pre-op (RNY) 255, surgery date 2/11/13, goal weight 154, current weight 240

[selenaarnold16 8]

Oh gees! Are you burping? I know my doc and nurses were satisfied because I was belching like a drunken sailor lol

[SoccerMomma73 1,867]

Oh gees! Are you burping? I know my doc and nurses were satisfied because I was belching like a drunken sailor lol

Burping like crazy!!!! But not enough for these grumps, they want the back end.

[selenaarnold16 8]

Oh gees! Don't they know you cant rush these things? Lol

[SoccerMomma73 1,867]

OMG the violated me with a suppository!!! A stool softener...there is NO stool, I haven't eaten in weeks!!! I wanna go home!!!!!

HW 312, pre-op (lap-band) 294, pre-op (RNY) 255, surgery date 2/11/13, goal weight 154, current weight 240

[selenaarnold16 8]

Omg! I would just tell them you passed gas so they don't violate you again! I didn't have a bowel movement until I was 6 days post op!

[sleevemeup 41]

Okay, you guys are freaking me out (and making me laugh). I go in tomorrow morning. My doc said I didn't need to poop before I left. Thank God. I'm a home pooper. I'm glad you are all doing well, and will join in hopefully later tomorrow. Not looking forward to the catheter....

[SoccerMomma73 1,867]

And now I'm waiting on an enema....this is insane, this is the third time he's worked on my gut and has never been this obsessed with my butt. God save me.

[selenaarnold16 8]

Wow! Yeah they are going a lil over board!