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Lol my my are you too funny its a goods thing hubby understands that that doesn't go in my mouth otherwise I'd have to let him swallow it hahaha

Agreed!

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From one old hippie girl to another, this is hysterical and I am in the same situation!!!!! He looks 12 months pregnant and He has not seen his in years unless juggling a couple of mirrors!!! As long as he leaves me alone, I am okay! I have tried being nice but it did not work and that was several years ago. I still hear about this but just walk the other way!!! HA! :lol:

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I'm so glad someone brought this up. I've been wondering about this for a while!

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I just mentioned this to Hubby, and he gave me a very worried look, lol! I am so sorry that this happened to you, but thank you so much for the warning. Now he may rethink the giant bowls of ice cream he's been eating lately, hah!

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From one old hippie girl to another' date=' this is hysterical and I am in the same situation!!!!! He looks 12 months pregnant and He has not seen his in years unless juggling a couple of mirrors!!! As long as he leaves me alone, I am okay! I have tried being nice but it did not work and that was several years ago. I still hear about this but just walk the other way!!! HA! <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> [/quote']

Yea been a little bit longer in years for me and i dont care. Its in his court he needs to drop 200 lbs before we would be able to connect lol u know

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I am so still preop but this is VERY good to know... Thank you

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AWESOME THREAD! I seriously mean that too. I have read a lot of different threads, and this is the most laid back and fun group of people thus far.

Thank you for sharing, what I can imagine is a very embarrassing/humbling, experience.

From someone who would have had to learn the hard way..... ;) (Probably multiple times) ....... I appreciate your decision to share.

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Glad I read this. Y'all are trip! Love it!!

I have surgery in two days. Now I have to figure out if I should tell him now or after. lol

Don't really feel in the mood for at the moment because I'm really anxious about my surgery.

My husband is a skinny guy who eats sweets a lot. He is high energy.

So do I tell him now or later?

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Glad I read this. Y'all are trip! Love it!!

I have surgery in two days. Now I have to figure out if I should tell him now or after. lol

Don't really feel in the mood for at the moment because I'm really anxious about my surgery.

My husband is a skinny guy who eats sweets a lot. He is high energy.

So do I tell him now or later?

I say try it out for yourself and see! But warm him before...

HW 312, pre-op (lap-band) 294, pre-op (RNY) 255, surgery date 2/11/13, goal weight 154, current weight 234.8

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Glad I read this. Y'all are trip! Love it!!

I have surgery in two days. Now I have to figure out if I should tell him now or after. lol

Don't really feel in the mood for at the moment because I'm really anxious about my surgery.

My husband is a skinny guy who eats sweets a lot. He is high energy.

So do I tell him now or later?

Tell him later...that will teach him to be a SKINNY sweet eater! Lol

Sent from my iPad using RNYTalk / surgery date March 5, 2013

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