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OMGoddness! I'm really glad you posted this. I'm just starting the process but I've allready informed my husband

that he's in for a change after my procedure!ROFLOL

I would of never thought anything of it.

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Ok maybe I'm the only one thinking ...maybe that's not the worst thing..LOL...

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Of course this gives my husband another reason to hate the idea of the surgery LOL

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Ok, I must admit I am roflmfao!! I'm sorry. Who would ever have thought?!

New Life Started 07/24/12

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I am so glad I don't have to worry about that anymore being an older woman I have no desires for such stuff anymore thanks to menopause and the fact that I did so much of that stuff in my younger years I hope to never ever see another penis ever. Haha don't tell the hubs. But with him at 400 lbs he surely has to have a clue. This ain't Easter and I am not going hunting for eggs ya know what I mean

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I am so glad I don't have to worry about that anymore being an older woman I have no desires for such stuff anymore thanks to menopause and the fact that I did so much of that stuff in my younger years I hope to never ever see another penis ever. Haha don't tell the hubs. But with him at 400 lbs he surely has to have a clue. This ain't Easter and I am not going hunting for eggs ya know what I mean

I died laughing

- Kaylee Ann ~ Surgiversary: 6/11/12

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LoL!! Im so glad i read this. I had been wondering about this certain .."liquid". Thank you SO much for the warning!

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Of course this gives my husband another reason to hate the idea of the surgery LOL

Lmao so true

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Bahahahahahah! Sorry you dumped but thank you for sharing they should put this in the info packet for the first seminar! Hahaha love it :)

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Wow..... Talk about a mouth full.... And I thought I would a least get to enjoy that.... Now this..... Somebody just shoot me..... Great post..... Sigh

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