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I'm reading all these and cracking up! I've had that love/hate relationship with my scale but you know what I see that b*tch everyday and I walk right past her and have a convo and say b*tch I know your just gonna lie to me so you ain't even worth my time lol!!!

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Lolz I ignore mine. Best judge are your clothes.

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John' date=' I think we're on to something here buddy! We could get a really funky van with a giant bashed scale on top and the scale Bashers logo on the sides and back. We could have really cool uniforms and everything. Spandex tights with a big SB on our chests (gotta show off our new bodies!). Capes would be optional. Hard hats for our bashing operations. YouTube videos of our latest scale bashing with in person interviews of our all too satisfied clients. I can see it all now - "So Ms. Vamp, what were you feeling as you watched the Scale Bashers professionals reduce your demonic foe to dust, never to defy you again?" "Ms. Sweet, Is it true that you specifically requested they use their 2000 pound wrecking ball on your former nemesis?" "Ms. Mami, what are your plans for the future now that this curse has been lifted from your shoulders by America's most beloved superheroes?"

Are you following me John? Can you feel it? Late night talk show appearances. Magazine articles profiling our much needed service to all who have the courage to take a stand. I bet we could have our own TV show - "BASH for CASH". You and I will have the starring roles in the movie! "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to scale it any more!!" "Can you scale me now?" Gives you goose bumps just thinking about it! I bet Alex will give us our own scale bashers forum right here on rnytalk!! How cool would that be?

I'll have my people get in touch with your people and we'll Iron out the details!![/quote']

Oh my gosh! That is too hilarious! Mental picture of u " super heroes" in the scooby soo mystery machine! Lmao. Oh, and about the optional capes, I definitely think you guys should go for it. It will make you guys look even cooler! Plus it will flatter the new hot bods, as if the spandex wouldn't do so already! Lmfao.

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Oh my gosh! That is too hilarious! Mental picture of u " super heroes" in the scooby soo mystery machine! Lmao. Oh, and about the optional capes, I definitely think you guys should go for it. It will make you guys look even cooler! Plus it will flatter the new hot bods, as if the spandex wouldn't do so already! Lmfao.

John? I'll wear a cape if you will!!

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I can't wait for a pic update with you guys in a cape! :)

I know I can't wait either!!

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Hey John - you got an agent? I'm thinking we need an agent! Probably going to need one of them "publicists" too! You know, Batman and Robin have masks...hmmm!

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John' date=' I think we're on to something here buddy! We could get a really funky van with a giant bashed scale on top and the scale Bashers logo on the sides and back. We could have really cool uniforms and everything. Spandex tights with a big SB on our chests (gotta show off our new bodies!). Capes would be optional. Hard hats for our bashing operations. YouTube videos of our latest scale bashing with in person interviews of our all too satisfied clients. I can see it all now - "So Ms. Vamp, what were you feeling as you watched the Scale Bashers professionals reduce your demonic foe to dust, never to defy you again?" "Ms. Sweet, Is it true that you specifically requested they use their 2000 pound wrecking ball on your former nemesis?" "Ms. Mami, what are your plans for the future now that this curse has been lifted from your shoulders by America's most beloved superheroes?"

Are you following me John? Can you feel it? Late night talk show appearances. Magazine articles profiling our much needed service to all who have the courage to take a stand. I bet we could have our own TV show - "BASH for CASH". You and I will have the starring roles in the movie! "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to scale it any more!!" "Can you scale me now?" Gives you goose bumps just thinking about it! I bet Alex will give us our own scale bashers forum right here on rnytalk!! How cool would that be?

I'll have my people get in touch with your people and we'll Iron out the details!![/quote']

DL I'm in ....when and where do we start

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