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Don :D. OMG :D you are so kind!!!

HW 312' date=' pre-op (lap-band) 294, pre-op (RNY) 255, surgery date 2/11/13, goal weight 154, current weight 231.4[/quote']

Glade to see I'm not the only dirty minded individual here ;)

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Hey im always willing to help out when i can lmao

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First time back.... So Good....Just didn't take charge.... Missed hubby :-)

Hw 245; Pre-Op(RNY) 225.6; Surg Date 2/26; CW 215; FUTURE GW 145

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there is a thread somewhere on here where women were swallowing fine and no dumping it was more they were wondering how much extra Protein they were getting someone actually asked there nutritionist about the Protein content .. Just had to throw my 2 cents in

It is the power room ladies gone wild.

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Lol!!! This just made my day!!

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I'm 3 weeks out today. I haven't had sex yet. It seems like it would b too uncomfortable on my incisions. I hope that fear goes away soon.

Now I'm scared to swallow, I DO NOT want to dump over that. Only way to know is to try I guess.

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My hubby and I have gotten less adventurous in the bedroom. We have been married five years and have been together 8. He quit going down on me because I would make him brush his teeth before I would kiss him again. I quit going down on him because we both seem to just want sex and skip the foreplay. Our foreplay is a tickle fight that ends up naked lol. I want to know how soon after surgery I will be able to have sex, but I am also worried about some people getting preggers immediately and I don't want kids at all, so don't want that! I definitely have a high sex drive and don't know how long I can wait!

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Hi Lou,

It's time to spice it back up... Maybe buy portable toothbrush or little scrubber to keep by the bed so you don't have to get back up.. Maybe breath mints with germ killing ingredient. Etc... Try sex dice for for play - the dice will give you fun stuff to do. You will become super super fertile after surgery and regular birth control pills are no longer as effective because they can't be assured through out stomach. You have to look at getting a different methods of birth control.

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Hi Lou' date='

It's time to spice it back up... Maybe buy portable toothbrush or little scrubber to keep by the bed so you don't have to get back up.. Maybe breath mints with germ killing ingredient. Etc... Try sex dice for for play - the dice will give you fun stuff to do. You will become super super fertile after surgery and regular birth control pills are no longer as effective because they can't be assured through out stomach. You have to look at getting a different methods of birth control.

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Well I am on depo privera which is a shot given every 3 months so hopefully that works. I think we are not spicy in the bedroom, because we mostly want an orgasm and then cuddle. We are too busy for anything else.

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If you're concerned about pressure or pain with or on your incisions, try this. Lay on your sides facing each other and put your legs in a scissors type position. He'll slide right in with no problems. This also works good if either one of you has back pain issues. There won't be any pressure on your back or incisions this way.

I've tried to stay out of these conversations as I'm no young kid anymore, but sometimes a little experience in these matters can help. I hope this helped.

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If you're concerned about pressure or pain with or on your incisions' date=' try this. Lay on your sides facing each other and put your legs in a scissors type position. He'll slide right in with no problems. This also works good if either one of you has back pain issues. There won't be any pressure on your back or incisions this way.

I've tried to stay out of these conversations as I'm no young kid anymore, but sometimes a little experience in these matters can help. I hope this helped.[/quote']

Thank you! It worked great!

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Til just now I thought I had seen and heard it all. I stand corrected. O.o lol. . . I became a horn dog after surgery lol my bf bless his heart said I was gonna kill him. I screamed your a marine damnit man up! Lmao..true story. :-"

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Omg, I have never been on this thread before but I will surely comeback, I have never laughed so hard

...lmfaooooooo

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