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lotti    154

lotti
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Went out in trouble no cheating he is still mad time to buy sex toys

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magtart    603

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Huh?

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No game    14,437

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Went out in trouble no cheating he is still mad time to buy sex toys
Huh?

Lol!! Ummm.... I think she is trying to say,

(I) Went out(, now I'm) in trouble(. There was) no cheating (, but) he is still mad ( at me.) ( I think it might be) time to buy sex toys (.)

:D

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chickadee73    57

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Oh just kiss and make up. Or if he's that big a jerk, skip the sex toys and find yourself the real thing, preferably someone who appreciates what he's got. :)

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Justinh125    472

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But sex toys are fun too....even people with amazing sex lives need a little self-lovin'

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Lol!! Ummm.... I think she is trying to say' date=' (I) Went out(, now I'm) in trouble(. There was) no cheating (, but) he is still mad ( at me.) ( I think it might be) time to buy sex toys (.) :D [/quote']impressive!! Lol. That's what I was thinking! Lol

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buplee    556

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Lol!! Ummm.... I think she is trying to say' date=' (I) Went out(, now I'm) in trouble(. There was) no cheating (, but) he is still mad ( at me.) ( I think it might be) time to buy sex toys (.) :D [/quote']

Thank you for the translation Laura, I thought I was experiencing a stroke.

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endless80    697

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But sex toys are fun too....even people with amazing sex lives need a little self-lovin'

agreed ;)

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Lol!! Ummm.... I think she is trying to say' date=' (I) Went out(, now I'm) in trouble(. There was) no cheating (, but) he is still mad ( at me.) ( I think it might be) time to buy sex toys (.) :D [/quote']

That was truly amazing!

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Justinh125    472

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Masturbation can lead to hot sex as well. It's not just a "last resort" for people who aren't able to be with a partner....that's an antiquated idea....can be fun for all involved and lead to fun for all involved

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Lol!! Ummm.... I think she is trying to say,

(I) Went out(, now I'm) in trouble(. There was) no cheating (, but) he is still mad ( at me.) ( I think it might be) time to buy sex toys (.)

:D

Amazing skills of reading between the lines...lol

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