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ReDbEaN    654

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Well, let's just say he's never met a pair of my wife's shoes he didn't wanna hump.

Well, let's just say he's never met a pair of my wife's shoes he didn't wanna hump.

OMG HILARIOUS!!! And she hasn't kicked him to the curb yet??!! hah

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ReDbEaN    654

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Well, let's just say he's never met a pair of my wife's shoes he didn't wanna hump.

Well, let's just say he's never met a pair of my wife's shoes he didn't wanna hump.

OMG HILARIOUS!!! And she hasn't kicked him to the curb yet??!! hah

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No game    14,437

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OMG HILARIOUS!!! And she hasn't kicked him to the curb yet??!! hah

I heard the cat learned it from butter....

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ReDbEaN    654

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I heard the cat learned it from butter....

PAAHAHAHHAH!!! I think I heard the same rumor, Laura...pitiful that he tries to blame it on the cat! :P

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ReDbEaN    654

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I heard the cat learned it from butter....

PAAHAHAHHAH!!! I think I heard the same rumor, Laura...pitiful that he tries to blame it on the cat! :P

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Butterthebean    8,146

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Yeah but I taught him to be discreet. He waits till we have company then comes dragging his next sexual conquest down the stairs and puts on a show right in front of everybody.

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Butterthebean    8,146

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Yeah but I taught him to be discreet. He waits till we have company then comes dragging his next sexual conquest down the stairs and puts on a show right in front of everybody.

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ReDbEaN    654

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Yeah but I taught him to be discreet. He waits till we have company then comes dragging his next sexual conquest down the stairs and puts on a show right in front of everybody.

Hahahaha! My aunts dog did the same thing!! My poor kiddos were educated quite early!! Of course, the dogs sexual conquest were stuffed animals not shoes ;-P Sounds like you shoulda worked on the discreetness a lil more ;-) haha this is really a trip

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ReDbEaN    654

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Yeah but I taught him to be discreet. He waits till we have company then comes dragging his next sexual conquest down the stairs and puts on a show right in front of everybody.

Hahahaha! My aunts dog did the same thing!! My poor kiddos were educated quite early!! Of course, the dogs sexual conquest were stuffed animals not shoes ;-P Sounds like you shoulda worked on the discreetness a lil more ;-) haha this is really a trip

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I can completely envision my cat biting a drain. I hope it didn't hurt much to remove it, and I'm glad you still have your sense of humor so you could share that lovely visual with us. When I get a tt I will guard against this LOL.

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I can completely envision my cat biting a drain. I hope it didn't hurt much to remove it, and I'm glad you still have your sense of humor so you could share that lovely visual with us. When I get a tt I will guard against this LOL.

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Yeah but I taught him to be discreet. He waits till we have company then comes dragging his next sexual conquest down the stairs and puts on a show right in front of everybody.

Well that cat has witnessed alot of counter cleaning lately, maybe he just wants his share. Lol!

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Yeah but I taught him to be discreet. He waits till we have company then comes dragging his next sexual conquest down the stairs and puts on a show right in front of everybody.

Well that cat has witnessed alot of counter cleaning lately, maybe he just wants his share. Lol!

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What a difference! Congrats on doing this for yourself after doing so much to improve and better your life. You really deserve to see the validation in the reflection

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