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If my husband had Oreo balls' date=' he'd be a goner.... [/quote']

Omg. Seriously did laugh out loud! Too funny!

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And I'm the one with the dirty mind? Humbug. While I'm sure you'll find recipes for anything on the internet' date=' something tells me this isn't something you can just go check out at the library, or even Amazon. I mean, I'm sure the internet has recipes for cannibals, but that doesn't mean someone has actually published "The Joy of Cooking your Neighbors."[/quote']

Ok I couldn't help myself I googled it and Amazon does sell one called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes, they have it new or used. I'm speechless. ... all I can say eww

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OMG, does this mean I am missing out nutritionally????? This next date better go well....

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Ok I couldn't help myself I googled it and Amazon does sell one called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes' date=' they have it new or used. I'm speechless. ... all I can say eww[/quote']

Blech!!! And double blech buying a USED book about it! :P

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And you guys thought I made it up. I wish!

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And you guys thought I made it up. I wish! Sent from my iPhone using VST

My question is...WHYYY did you know about this??? Hmmmm...just what kinda gamer are you?? ;-P heeheehee

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Ok. My name is Pam, I'm 7 days on pre-op and had chips and queso with my grandson last night.

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Actually this whole talk about semen nutrition is nothing new here on VST. For some reason the women like to have big long threads about the Protein benefits in the powder room (ha! See I do read there, just keep my mouth shut per forum rules). A simple search should satisfy your curiosity. :)

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My question is...WHYYY did you know about this??? Hmmmm...just what kinda gamer are you?? ;-P heeheehee

Because I innocently wandered into the powder room once. And that's the honest truth

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Actually this whole talk about semen nutrition is nothing new here on VST. For some reason the women like to have big long threads about the Protein benefits in the powder room (ha! See I do read there' date=' just keep my mouth shut per forum rules). A simple search should satisfy your curiosity. :)[/quote']

^^^^ what he said

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Actually this whole talk about semen nutrition is nothing new here on VST. For some reason the women like to have big long threads about the Protein benefits in the powder room (ha! See I do read there' date=' just keep my mouth shut per forum rules). A simple search should satisfy your curiosity. :)[/quote']

Too funny!! I've had very interesting conversations today because of this!!! ;-)

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Good lord.

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^ ^ What she said!

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Hmm, retread what I typed above about the powder room and realize the double meaning. :) i swear it was an innocent comment...quite the Freudian slip.

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