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Tonight.. I am drinking hard liquor. I make no apologies for it and given the week I've had' date=' it is entirely warranted. Empty calories and all. So there![/quote']

Girl you are fast becoming what urban legends are made out of :P

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I ate 3 slices of Papa John's 'The Works' thin crust pizza last night. It took me 3 hours but "I WIN!" Not.......???? oink oink

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Well, I've only had the one bison grass vodka, Water and apple juice.. But boy, is it going to my head and going down very well!

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Well' date=' I've only had the one bison grass vodka, Water and apple juice.. But boy, is it going to my head and going down very well![/quote']

Long week??

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8 days post op I licked the seasoning off some wheat thins...I think it was the sun dried Tomato basil flavor. f**k it was good. My sweet dog Wrigley ate the licked crackers afterward. She was all too happy to dispose of the evidence for me.

Also.....I parked in a handicapped space at the dollar store while on my 2 week pre-op diet. I was running in real quick to get a Kit Kat which I may or may not have eaten. Honestly it disappeared so fast I'm not sure where it went.

LMAO @ the Kit Kat

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Erm.. you could say that...

I'm having one of those too... Have a sip for me,

I would make a drink but my offspring is running about at the moment.

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Tonight.. I am drinking hard liquor. I make no apologies for it and given the week I've had' date=' it is entirely warranted. Empty calories and all. So there![/quote']

Cheers to the friggin weekend!

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Consider it done....

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Mmmm, alcohol...... now going to start thinking about what I could drink, not having had alcohol in months... What can I drink without carbonation? Vodka martini? Piña colada? Lol.

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Erm.. you could say that...

I'm with Laura...have one for me!!!

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Vodka Martini - bit too strong on the delicate stomach. Pina colada.. Bit too rich. I think I've hit it perfectly correct with the Bison grass vodka, Water and a dash of fresh apple juice. Oh, and lots of ice. It is very very tasty and just what the doctor ordered.

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And I'm not lying about the 'just what the doctor ordered' bit either. Contacted my bariatric nurse and her words? 'The week you've had - have at it honey. Just don't drink too much, because it'll hit you hard.' I think I love my nurse...

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The little ready to drink mudslides are pretty tasty. Just make sure they are good and chilled. I quit buying them after I started drinking one every night before bed... lol

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Well, this doesn't seem so bad compared...... But on day 5 post op I ate an entire sleeve of Ritz crackers. After two week pre op liquid diet, I needed some crunch!

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