I lost 5 wiener dogs!

[sherry24184 253]

Can't wit unitl I lose an elephant penis! HAHAHA I've only lost a human leg so far but I'm very happy with that

[No game 14,437]

I lost my ass! Oh? Wrong thread??? Ummmm..let me go look...

Ok I'm back! I lost a gold brick and a pineapple...

But really, what happened to my ass??? My daughter loves to point out how flat it is now..

It must of been all those years of sitting on it

[Vickybli 64]

i lost an elephant penis and an adult maltese dog.

[gmanbat 5,889]

I lost my ass! Oh? Wrong thread??? Ummmm..let me go look...

Ok I'm back! I lost a gold brick and a pineapple...

But really, what happened to my ass??? My daughter loves to point out how flat it is now..

It must of been all those years of sitting on it

Playing the stock market? Lotsa folks lose it there.

[*Misty*Raine* 192]

I have lost a brain, a six foot aluminum ladder and an elephant penis...give or take a malayan Flying Fox or two...

I read this to my hubby lmao... And he says "damn what did she do? Get divorced?" Lmao... He's totally kidding!!!

[*Misty*Raine* 192]

I just wanna know what an elephant penis weighs! Lmao.... And how do y'all come to know this strange ....boarder line ....bizarre facts... Lol

[Vickybli 64]

I just upgraded to the entire encyclopedia Brittanica

[deaddemmama 474]

I lost a newborn calf and two Maltese dogs...or I lost as much as my skinny sister weighs. I lost a whole adult woman...whoa

[*Misty*Raine* 192]

Hahahaha these were great to read!! I can't wait to join y'all on the losers bench.

[cherbear33 288]

I lost an Irish Setter, a box of wine & a box of brown sugar which totals 74 LBS!

[*Misty*Raine* 192]

Cherbear, too funny! Lol... Glad ur doing so well!!

[cherbear33 288]

Thank you *misty* *raine*