JourneyToLife 119 Posted August 28, 2013 Back on January 9th' date=' a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked … "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers and even the State Trooper and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.[/quote'] Loved it!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No game 14,437 Posted August 28, 2013 Lawd mercy first I get call A MAN! Now a troll??My country muffin can tell you all I'm ALL woman! This slice of sweet potato pie don't lie! Now stop the jealousy girls! Theres more than enough of these fine men around for you to nibble on! Poor pokey! I think the ole girl was just sowing her wild oats! Or eating them... The love boat... Exciting and newww... Come aboard we're expecting youuuu.... You go bigcountryab !! 4 Molly3, DonRodolfo, TwinsMama and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
danpantz 64 Posted August 28, 2013 Well this thread turned weird quick. On topic though, it hasnt happened since i had surgery, but when it does, and it will, im sure its going to be great for all parties involved. 2 TwinsMama and frederick flintstone reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdmadgirl 154 Posted August 29, 2013 I cannot wait to have mind blowing sex like I used to. bring on the skinny shagging! 3 frederick flintstone, Waffleking and TwinsMama reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonRodolfo 1,416 Posted August 31, 2013 The love boat... Exciting and newww... Come aboard we're expecting youuuu.... You go bigcountryab !! :lol: :lol: x 10 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 2 Molly3 and M2G reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigcountryab 278 Posted August 31, 2013 :lol: :lol: x 10 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lets just let this thread die lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pokeychic 102 Posted August 31, 2013 Lets just let this thread die lol It's undying just like our love connection, my sweet little schnitzel. 3 KeeWee, 1gorgeousgodzilla and Molly3 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pokeychic 102 Posted August 31, 2013 :lol: :lol: x 10 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hi big boy!! Yummy Don Rodolfo wine? I'd love to lap you up.. 1 Molly3 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HatheryOnHerWay 603 Posted August 31, 2013 Best. Thread. Ever. 4 DonRodolfo, KeeWee, 1gorgeousgodzilla and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M2G 1,836 Posted August 31, 2013 Lets just let this thread die lol And end all the fun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crickee 85 Posted August 31, 2013 I've never been this thin, so at 50 it's like I'm 20 again. Lol, I've been with married for 22 years, hubby and I love skinny sex!!! So many things to try again!!! 1 Dreamingofhealth reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Molly3 495 Posted August 31, 2013 WOW, JUST WOW! SMDH 1 DonRodolfo reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonRodolfo 1,416 Posted August 31, 2013 Hi big boy!! Yummy Don Rodolfo wine? I'd love to lap you up.. Hey pretty lady! I am flattered by your attention but I just cannot compete with BigCountryAbs. I'm old and flabby and bald. He's young, stacked, and is fit enough to satisfy your appetite all night long. (Keep after him though, I think he's just trying to make you work for it. ) 9 southernsoul, 1gorgeousgodzilla, Mrs_Ashley and 6 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pokeychic 102 Posted August 31, 2013 Hey pretty lady! I am flattered by your attention but I just cannot compete with BigCountryAbs. I'm old and flabby and bald. He's young' date=' stacked, and is fit enough to satisfy your appetite all night long. (Keep after him though, I think he's just trying to make you work for it. )[/quote'] Oh but my little muffin top! I'd like to num num on a smooth chrome dome! But your right. My big country biscuit boy is a bad boy, but oh so yummy boy!! Big country? I'll be waiting tonight I know you like to be a late night boy when no one is looking!! 3 DonRodolfo, KeeWee and Butterthebean reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Molly3 495 Posted August 31, 2013 Bwahahahahahahahaaha, make it stop, bwahahahahahaaaaaaa! 2 DonRodolfo and KeeWee reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites