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Uhmmmm...... CHOKING NOISES??? I've got an extremely vivid imagination and I'm drawing a blank. Please explain!

I just snorted & laughed out loud in my very quiet office at work! I was wondering the EXACT same thing....

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I am very saddened that this thread seems to be dieing off :-(

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I agree as well

What happened to her/him?

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Oh my!!

Oh hunnys! I feel like I have fans!!

Well my little crumpets! It looks like that hunk of burning abs and I are at the end of the road!

Things.... Shall we say "petered" out!

Let me tell all of you little love muffins! Not "EVERYTHING" is bigger in Texas!!

Don't fret though! I've been latched on to my new matzah ball (you know the big cheese of this place) for the whole weekend!

Pork and beans! He is yummy!

Oh and there is also the cross fit king here that's whetting my parched whistle!

Oh I know there was an elderly woman here that wanted me to drop my food talk! But I must tell you my little day old pastry (aged but just as yummy) I am a foodie at heart! Don't let my little pouch fool you!

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Update!!! To the certain piece of Texan toast that PMed me. Thank you BUT this sugar plums tastes run more in the Beans and franks direction.

I'm sure that even at your advanced age though you can find someone who would like to try a piece of your pie!

Good luck honey pot!

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Pokey's back! Let the grins grow.... :lol:

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Lmaooo @ not everything is bigger is texas!

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Lmaooo @ not everything is bigger is texas!

Hunny! Trust me I was shocked! In Texas well we pride ourselves on our big hair, big food and our big yummy men!

cheese and rice! I never!!!

I'm a big Texas gal, no cocktail wieners for me!!

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Hunny! Trust me I was shocked! In Texas well we pride ourselves on our big hair' date=' big food and our big yummy men!

cheese and rice! I never!!!

I'm a big Texas gal, no cocktail wieners for me!!

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PokeyChic, you're my hero. <3

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