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Back on January 9th' date=' a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74

when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .

So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks

through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was

trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want

to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked …

"Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing

and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss

followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval

from his biker-buddies, the onlookers and even the

State Trooper and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!

That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be

famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.[/quote']

Loved it!!!!

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Lawd mercy first I get call A MAN! Now a troll??

My country muffin can tell you all I'm ALL woman!

This slice of sweet potato pie don't lie!

Now stop the jealousy girls!

Theres more than enough of these fine men around for you to nibble on!

Poor pokey!

I think the ole girl was just sowing her wild oats!

Or eating them... :P

The love boat... Exciting and newww... Come aboard we're expecting youuuu....

You go bigcountryab !! :D

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Well this thread turned weird quick.

On topic though, it hasnt happened since i had surgery, but when it does, and it will, im sure its going to be great for all parties involved.

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I cannot wait to have mind blowing sex like I used to. bring on the skinny shagging!

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The love boat... Exciting and newww... Come aboard we're expecting youuuu....

You go bigcountryab !! :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: x 10

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Lets just let this thread die lol

And end all the fun?

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I've never been this thin, so at 50 it's like I'm 20 again. Lol, I've been with married for 22 years, hubby and I love skinny sex!!! So many things to try again!!!

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Hi big boy!! Yummy Don Rodolfo wine? I'd love to lap you up..

Hey pretty lady! I am flattered by your attention but I just cannot compete with BigCountryAbs. I'm old and flabby and bald. He's young, stacked, and is fit enough to satisfy your appetite all night long.

(Keep after him though, I think he's just trying to make you work for it. ;) )

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Hey pretty lady! I am flattered by your attention but I just cannot compete with BigCountryAbs. I'm old and flabby and bald. He's young' date=' stacked, and is fit enough to satisfy your appetite all night long.

(Keep after him though, I think he's just trying to make you work for it. ;) )[/quote']

Oh but my little muffin top! I'd like to num num on a smooth chrome dome!

But your right. My big country biscuit boy is a bad boy, but oh so yummy boy!!

Big country? I'll be waiting tonight I know you like to be a late night boy when no one is looking!! :D

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Bwahahahahahahahaaha, make it stop, bwahahahahahaaaaaaa!

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