SEX!

[Tangy 61]

Hilarious ????????

[LI Gemini NY 607]

You know...with the entertainment here, I don't know why I pay an arm and a leg for cable.

[pokeychic 102]

Lol no one is buttering any part of my body at least not her I mean him no wait her... It?

Why I Never! Why do you want to hurt your

Sticky Buns like that??

It's not like I posted the real steamy picture of you with your pigs in a blanket standing all proud!

I'm done with you! It takes more than one bite to fill me up anyway, if you know what I'm saying...

[bigcountryab 278]

Why I Never! Why do you want to hurt your

Sticky Buns like that??

It's not like I posted the real steamy picture of you with your pigs in a blanket standing all proud!

I'm done with you! It takes more than one bite to fill me up anyway' date=' if you know what I'm saying...[/quote']

Haha that's cute...

[dlareme 23]

I think we are all being trolled.

[TwinsMama 483]

I think we are all being trolled.

Never thought I'd say this about trolling...but this one is worth it for the laughs!

[pokeychic 102]

Lawd mercy first I get call A MAN! Now a troll??

My country muffin can tell you all I'm ALL woman!

This slice of sweet potato pie don't lie!

Now stop the jealousy girls!

Theres more than enough of these fine men around for you to nibble on!

[pokeychic 102]

Haha that's cute...

Oh my little schnitzel!

You think I'm cute again! See! I told you last night what we have is real! Now oil up abs so I can take a bite!

Ooh yummy !

[indecision 863]

Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74

when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .

So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks

through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was

trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want

to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked …

"Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing

and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss

followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval

from his biker-buddies, the onlookers and even the

State Trooper and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!

That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be

famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

[dlareme 23]

Hahaha I love it.

[TwinsMama 483]

Indecision...I literally almost fell out of my seat at work laughing. Best comment on this thread!!

[Juciilyps:) 67]

All crazy crazy crazy...now we can't get sleeved and forget what we were before..lol.. All of us are/were a fat fluffy fluff of fat..lol.. But I'm loving this thread.. I just wanted great sex but I'm loving this great comedy..lol.. Carry on..

[birdmadgirl 154]

wow, a little goes a long way and I think we passed a little a long time ago.

now, I need to soak myself in bleach. brb.

[buplee 556]

Hey guys. Play nice. Don't have your first argument before you actually meet.

[JourneyToLife 119]

Pokey's comments are so much funnier when looking at that pic of MiMi from Drew Carey. Best pic for this type of convo!

Agreed...