I've lost a 2-year old, my husband lost a mid size microwave. You?

[kwigillingok 177]

I've lost a newborn calf and am hoping to add a two-month old horse to it!

[gamergirl 4,610]

I've lost a newborn calf and am hoping to add a two-month old horse to it!

omg. Just imagine if you were to strap on a calf and go about your day. Can you imagine??

[kwigillingok 177]

omg. Just imagine if you were to strap on a calf and go about your day. Can you imagine??

Crazy, right?

[ReDbEaN 654]

I've lost an elephants heart and a package of bacon!!

[gamergirl 4,610]

I've lost an elephants heart and a package of bacon!!

Can I have the package of bacon?

[SoccerMomma73 1,867]

I've lost an elephants penis...not sure how exactly one could lose an elephants penis, but consider it done!

[Seela 1,187]

Apparently I have lost just qbout the amount of cheese the average american eats in a year. Yuck

[ReDbEaN 654]

Can I have the package of bacon?

Hah! I will gladly give it up;-P

[kailie 238]

Hah! I will gladly give it up;-P

Mmmm bacon! You keep the pound and I'll eat the bacon!!

[ReDbEaN 654]

Mmmm bacon! You keep the pound and I'll eat the bacon!!

Lol I hear ya

[sophiepants 489]

Ok this made my hectic morning!!!! Lol I've lost a New Born Calf!!! Holy COW ha

[gamergirl 4,610]

THIS is how much my husband has now lost. 70 lbs. Which is as much as this spoiled rotten dog weighs.

[Mellordi 17]

I've lost a car tire, a large bag of potatoes, a 12 cup Mr. coffee machine and a two liter bottle of soda. Who knew?

[EarthyGoalie 253]

I've lost a human leg!

[mistysj 1,940]

An elephant's penis! Fuck yeah!