How to Lose 3 Pounds in 2 Days

[Canary Diamond 186]

Get the flu. Do you think it still counts for my ticker? I really want that damn mermaid to move...

[*susan* 1,709]

Oh goodness girl, I hope you feel better quickly! I spent the morning at the ER with an infected and bleeding hemorrhoid, unfortunately it did not cause the scale to move, lol

Sent from my iPad using VST

[gmanbat 5,889]

hmmm...The Flu Diet....can't see a best seller there.

Not "the easy way out" but "easily out".

Get well, soon.

[CorvetteGirl 78]

I think you should count it in your ticker...you gotta get something good out of it!

[TES 858]

I say have her swim on over. Sorry you had to go thru that, but glad you got something (lost something) along the way. Hope you are feeling better.

[Heyher 581]

Oh goodness girl' date=' I hope you feel better quickly! I spent the morning at the ER with an infected and bleeding hemorrhoid, unfortunately it did not cause the scale to move, lol

Sent from my iPad using VST[/quote']

OMG that sounds painful!!!!

I hope you and the OP are feeling better!!!

[Canary Diamond 186]

Thanks for the condolences, all. Susan! WTH? Stop picking your butt already!

[NoneYa 380]

You better believe I would count it lol. If it makes you feel better in the last week I have developed a rogue molar that dentist can't take it out for 2 weeks because of the difficulty of the excision, i broke my pinkie toe and was introduced to the wonderful world of impactions. I have lost nothing, not 1 stinking pound!

[Canary Diamond 186]

Now, 2x4, why would your pain and misery make me feel better? I am glad I'm not you though.

OK so, with y'all's blessings, I am changing my ticker. It will probably go back up in two days when I'm able to eat again, but it will be nice in the meantime to see the mermaid get a teensy bit closer to that sunset.