Madam Reverie 2,958 Posted August 10, 2013 I work for Google as a Writer/Editor. Currently working on Google's new version of maps where you can see which restaurants & attractions are around you to choose where to go! Stace, could you do humanity a favour? Could you please use your formidable skills, in line with the project you're already undertaking, to develop an 'idiot detector', too? A geo-locating tool that allows you to see the idiots around you and remove yourself from their presence accordingly! I dunno, you could base it on the types of Cookies stored on their computer/smart phone after using Google as their search engine. In a 1984 Orwellian fashion, if individuals have a certain pattern of surfing behaviour, you could give them a social ranking. Anything around the 1-3 is green and 'normal'. 4-6 is amber, with evidence of weirdness present. 7-9, okay, these dudes are starting to get a bit freaky. 10, they're in a league of their own - run for the hills! I know I'd pay a fair amount of money for a service like that! How COOL would that be - particularly if you're in the dating game?! You got skills, girl, get on it! 6 1SlimSistah2, Shanna, pantala and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stacechase 251 Posted August 10, 2013 Stace' date=' could you do humanity a favour? Could you please use your formidable skills, in line with the project you're already undertaking, to develop an 'idiot detector', too? A geo-locating tool that allows you to see the idiots around you and remove yourself from their presence accordingly! I dunno, you could base it on the types of Cookies stored on their computer/smart phone after using Google as their search engine. In a 1984 Orwellian fashion, if individuals have a certain pattern of surfing behaviour, you could give them a social ranking. Anything around the 1-3 is green and 'normal'. 4-6 is amber, with evidence of weirdness present. 7-9, okay, these dudes are starting to get a bit freaky. 10, they're in a league of their own - run for the hills! I know I'd pay a fair amount of money for a service like that! How COOL would that be - particularly if you're in the dating game?! You got skills, girl, get on it! [/quote'] HAHAHA! I love it! Sadly, I am one of the few non-tech people at Google...heavily invested in the love of the written word, something that has gone the way of the dodo for most of the same people you want to detect! LOL! Gives Amber Alert a whole new meaning. I'd pay for that service too! 4 Madam Reverie, Daydra, Cheer Mama and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gamergirl 4,610 Posted August 10, 2013 Stace' date=' could you do humanity a favour? Could you please use your formidable skills, in line with the project you're already undertaking, to develop an 'idiot detector', too? A geo-locating tool that allows you to see the idiots around you and remove yourself from their presence accordingly! I dunno, you could base it on the types of Cookies stored on their computer/smart phone after using Google as their search engine. In a 1984 Orwellian fashion, if individuals have a certain pattern of surfing behaviour, you could give them a social ranking. Anything around the 1-3 is green and 'normal'. 4-6 is amber, with evidence of weirdness present. 7-9, okay, these dudes are starting to get a bit freaky. 10, they're in a league of their own - run for the hills! I know I'd pay a fair amount of money for a service like that! How COOL would that be - particularly if you're in the dating game?! You got skills, girl, get on it! [/quote'] Me, I'd be running away from the normal ones but... 1 Kaj reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinnylove 15 Posted August 10, 2013 I am a child psychologist. My weight affects play therapy, assessments and confidence. I can't wait to be agile again. 5 Daydra, gamergirl, Cheer Mama and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sleevethefatbehind 95 Posted August 10, 2013 I'm an auto injury adjuster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheer Mama 166 Posted August 10, 2013 Special education middle school teacher 4 Cindy's WL Roadtrip, Madam Reverie, 1gorgeousgodzilla and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cindy's WL Roadtrip 9 Posted August 10, 2013 I am a Pharmacist 3 ecip78824, 1gorgeousgodzilla and Madam Reverie reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JudyMay14 29 Posted August 10, 2013 Hi y'all! Labor & Delivery - Surgical Technologist in Orange County, California and a mom to two wonderful boys, 9 and 1 year old! Surgery date: September 9, 2013 Yay!!!! 2 Madam Reverie and 1gorgeousgodzilla reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fat Pat no more 89 Posted August 10, 2013 I'm a retired/disabled LPN, 51yrs old with 5 grandkids. 3 of them boys ages 3,4,6 and very active. I want to see them grow up. My wt keeps me from being able to keep up with them. Hope to have my surgery in Oct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MSLITA77 27 Posted August 10, 2013 I'm a state worker here in Indiana. I'm married with three boys (12,13,16). I'll be sleeved on 8/14. Sent from my KFOT using VST 1 Madam Reverie reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1gorgeousgodzilla 192 Posted August 10, 2013 I am an attorney (or as my brother would say a liar-awyer) working for good ol' Uncle Sam, the United Stated Federal Government in the northern Mississippi/Memphis area. I'm a mere nine days away from beginning my sleeved life. I'm impressed by the diversity of professions represented on this topic, but there seem to be a whole lot of nurses. 7 Madam Reverie, pantala, SuNMooNStaRS816 and 4 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuNMooNStaRS816 423 Posted August 10, 2013 I am an attorney (or as my brother would say a liar-awyer) working for good ol' Uncle Sam' date=' the United Stated Federal Government in the northern Mississippi/Memphis area. I'm a mere nine days away from beginning my sleeved life. I'm impressed by the diversity of professions represented on this topic, but there seem to be a whole lot of nurses.[/quote'] I believe like another poster said its because its our nature to be caregivers to everyone else before ourselves. We think of ourselves last or not at all. We work long hours with few breaks. Night shifters have those terrible sleep patterns which all by its self adds to the risk of obesity. It's said to say but there are a lot of unhealthy nurses out there!!!!! 2 SmilinNC and Richard Foor reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Daydra 345 Posted August 10, 2013 My hero! I rely on gmaps heavily Me too! I've lived in the county I work in my entire life and know where pretty much everything is, but using it saves me time in the office by setting up an efficient itinerary and by finding the most efficient routes between inspection sites during the day. 1 Madam Reverie reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daydra 345 Posted August 10, 2013 Stace, could you do humanity a favour? Could you please use your formidable skills, in line with the project you're already undertaking, to develop an 'idiot detector', too? A geo-locating tool that allows you to see the idiots around you and remove yourself from their presence accordingly! I dunno, you could base it on the types of Cookies stored on their computer/smart phone after using Google as their search engine. In a 1984 Orwellian fashion, if individuals have a certain pattern of surfing behaviour, you could give them a social ranking. Anything around the 1-3 is green and 'normal'. 4-6 is amber, with evidence of weirdness present. 7-9, okay, these dudes are starting to get a bit freaky. 10, they're in a league of their own - run for the hills! I know I'd pay a fair amount of money for a service like that! How COOL would that be - particularly if you're in the dating game?! You got skills, girl, get on it! Birth control blow darts... 'nuff said 4 Madam Reverie, Beach Lover, SmilinNC and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
