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drinks Show Your Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! 7 New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks.Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

Drink: Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

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That is funny and so true. I am a beer drinker myself(or at least I was before I got banded). ANd I am totally causal and low maintenance and love pool!:) I do miss my beer though:( ! Oh well, a small price to pay for a better quality of life, right?

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Hilarious, so funny. I am a wine drinker (not zinfindel, LOL). And in college, I drank beer, didn't even know wine existed. very funny descriptions, not too far off base.

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Hum, I like most of those drinks at various times, wonder what that means!?

LOL. Not a bad thing I would think...

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good one! I LOVE dark beer - since banding I stick to merlot and only 1-2 glasses. The other day I noticed hubby drinking a Yeungling and had to smile - he must have forgotten I can't drink beer and decided to drink it himself.

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