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yeah, yeah, green... I didn't *really* PB until after my 2nd fill! (5 months - booyah!!)

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Funny...Is that like the different Chinese New Years? Year of the Dog, Snake, Vomit? I missed that one on the placemat at my last Chinese Buffet.

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Mookie1

You must be getting excited! only a week away from surgery.

How's the pre-op diet???

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What pre-op diet? Sorry, I was talking with my mouth full...

It's really hard and well...it's really hard. Enough said.

I'm looking forward to the trip to TO tho. I hope to go to the Science Cntr and Royal Ontario Museum. If I'm not in too much pain. Cool, the museum on Codeine, maybe I'll go to a laser light show or perhaps wander the streets in my housecoat and fluffy slippers. Watch for me on the news. "Chubby tourist resists arrest and refuses to return shopping cart to local grocer. When asked about the cart she promptly corrected reporters and asked that they call it 'HER SWEET RIDE'!"

coleenat.jpg My last encounter with the law.

And I suggest you shutta your moutha, Argon! Or you may see your ticker creeping the other direction. Oohh..she didn't? But, oohh...she did!

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'The year of the vomit'

Ha, Ha, I like that!!...........not really

I find my PBing goes in stages. I wont PB for months, then 2-3 in a row. Hence, I do believe that the irratation thing is true. If you irratate your band, the more tightness, heartburn and PBing goes on, and its like chasing your tail til you give it a rest for a day or so.

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I didn't PB for the first 3 and one half months. Since I have been banded - Sept 7, 2006 - I have PB-ed twice.

what the heck is a pb???????

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Basically throwing up.

If you eat too fast or don't chew enough, and food gets stuck in the band and cant go down, well...........it comes up. Thats the long and short of it. It's sometimes is accompanied by pain(when it is stuck), then a huge relief, and is usually accompanied with large amounts of slime.

I'm not trying to scare you, honestly. It's not that bad. Everyone will do it eventually........except maybe Irishmist(hey Maria, are you still a PB virgin?).

Basically it's throwing up.

Hope that helps.

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Yes Cloe i am still a PB virgin, i hope for a long time. Although since my second fill i find i have to be more vigilant with my chewing, specially when i am eating salmon, i had some the other night for dinner and it got stuck, it was quite painfull but lucky for me i didn't PB.

Maria :(

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what the heck is a pb???????

In the interest of supporting my tendency to be "retentive," I would also add that some bandsters seem to insist that PBing is not "exactly" like vomiting. Vomiting comes from the stomach, whereas a PB ("productive burp") is more of a rebound of food that does not make it past the band to get to the stomach in the first place.

But then, what do I know. I'm still on the outside, looking in, dreaming of someday becoming part of the "In"(amed) Crowd (Surgery date 1/16).

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aaahhhh *remembering the days I was a PB virgin*.....

Really though, it hasn't happened that often to me so I'm fortunate. But when it has happened....Oooooooooooooo migawd...the PAIN!!! (thankfully short lived in my case!).

:)

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PB virgin here too, hope to keep it that way.

Could be tough.... Afterall, this is the Year of the Vomit.:omg: Hahahaha! :help:

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Well, I'm familiar with Pb and it isn't vomit - it is productive burbing and I hope if you're a PB virgin it stays that way for you.

Have a great day!

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