newat52 1,613 Posted June 12, 2013 Too bad we won't have any good lunch box stuff to trade! It could be the most boring table, food wise. I can see it now. Hey Lipstick Lady, I'll trade you my Protein Shake for your exactly 2 oz of lean meat.< /p> I'm gonna get a kiss my ass faster than I can whip my shake out! :P 1 Wags reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LipstickLady 25,682 Posted June 12, 2013 Too bad we won't have any good lunch box stuff to trade! It could be the most boring table, food wise. I can see it now. Hey Lipstick Lady, I'll trade you my Protein Shake for your exactly 2 oz of lean meat.< /p> I'm gonna get a kiss my ass faster than I can whip my shake out! :P I haven't graduated to meat yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newat52 1,613 Posted June 12, 2013 I haven't graduated to meat yet. Soon, my dear, soon. Hang in there. Things getting any better? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No game 14,437 Posted June 12, 2013 I haven't graduated to meat yet. Soon it will happen... This is my lunch meat and veg.....notice the tiny plate! 2 docbree and Wags reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LipstickLady 25,682 Posted June 12, 2013 Hmmm...I knew that guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LipstickLady 25,682 Posted June 12, 2013 Soon, my dear, soon. Hang in there. Things getting any better? Every other day is good. Not great. I had my one month today and was told that I did not pass to the next stage yet. Mother truckers. 1 Wags reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LipstickLady 25,682 Posted June 12, 2013 I can't get in my Protein or my liquids yet. I am stuck at 250-350 calories (which is a huge improvement) a day. I get the foamies immediately upon eating almost anything. It is getting better, but I did not show enough improvement to go from mushies to soft yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms.AntiBand 2,984 Posted June 12, 2013 Isn't this where you complain that you regrets doing the surgery because you were hoping to eat pizza and fries by now 3 MystiGal, ShelPrice and docbree reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LipstickLady 25,682 Posted June 12, 2013 No regrets and I don't want to eat a darned thing. Trust me. 3 Ms.AntiBand, Melixxa and docbree reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wags 549 Posted June 12, 2013 I can't get in my Protein or my liquids yet. I am stuck at 250-350 calories (which is a huge improvement) a day. I get the foamies immediately upon eating almost anything. It is getting better' date=' but I did not show enough improvement to go from mushies to soft yet.[/quote'] Ohhhh! I'm so sorry about that for you. How do you feel overall? Are you dehydrated? What calorie level and how much protein do they require? I ask cuz I'm behind you - 11 days post op - and still on full liquids. Do the foamies mean that your tummy is still swollen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LipstickLady 25,682 Posted June 12, 2013 I feel great overall, just pooped if I don't get a nap in. Not dehydrated because I force at least 24 oz a day of liquids plus a forced Protein Drink.< /p> I am supposed to get 64protein and 64liquid. I can do 40 of one or the other so I try to alternate days. Liquids one day, Protein the next. I get the foamies (excessive saliva that must be spat immediately) after two small bites of anything except yogurt almost every time. It's getting better, but it's not good yet. I will be a month out on Friday so I am really hoping my brain sends my tummy a congratulations card so my tummy will wake up to the idea that it's time to par-tay instead of vom-it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futureloser 190 Posted June 13, 2013 I feel great overall' date=' just pooped if I don't get a nap in. Not dehydrated because I force at least 24 oz a day of liquids plus a forced Protein drink. I am supposed to get 64protein and 64liquid. I can do 40 of one or the other so I try to alternate days. Liquids one day, protein the next. I get the foamies (excessive saliva that must be spat immediately) after two small bites of anything except yogurt almost every time. It's getting better, but it's not good yet. I will be a month out on Friday so I am really hoping my brain sends my tummy a congratulations card so my tummy will wake up to the idea that it's time to par-tay instead of vom-it.[/quote'] With your new job as head butt, your time will go fast and you'll be 2 months out eating real food!!! 1 LipstickLady reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MizzouGirl 148 Posted June 13, 2013 Did somebody say pizza and fries?????? 1 Wags reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LipstickLady 25,682 Posted June 13, 2013 With your new job as head butt, your time will go fast and you'll be 2 months out eating real food!!! I am line leader, anti band is butt head, wags is cat, Laura is creepy unicorn and Newat is my ass kisser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites