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Rofl!!!! i rather drink my shakes religiously.... :P

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That's what I'm thinking lol

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Suggestion: more sex! The more often you have sex the smaller amount of ...er..."liquid" will be available. If you do it daily, it will only be a small amount that will fit nicely into your sleeve ;)

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Okay ladies! I'm going to try and keep this as clean as I can but its a sex thing so it's definitely adult content!

Have any of you had issues with "swallowing" since being sleeved? I went down on my new guy tonight and my sleeve was KILLING me after! I felt like I had eaten too much too fast and then chugged a bunch of Water within 5 minutes. It's starting to go away now but it's a few hours later and it's still really uncomfortable.... I hadn't eaten before of anything so my sleeve was empty.

I'm almost 4 months out... Why does it hurt so bad???? Am I never going to be able to "swallow" again??? *panicked face*!! Help !!!

I mean' date=' It's not like you can portion it ;p[/quote']

Yes I have the same issue! My bf feels bad asking for a blow job but with he does for me I do and just spit after words! Try using mouth wash when finished! It might help!!!!

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You people are insane!!! I freaking love you. All of you. Who new it was a Protein shot? But I'm still not swallowing it. Been there, done that. Just no. I prefer chicken breast, thank you very much.

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I am sitting here laughing so hard my stomach is hurting. My hubby asked what i was laughing at so I told him he grabbed my hand and said come on I will give you some Protein to which he got a slap and told to bolt as I would rather have the egg lol.

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"swallowing" since being sleeved?

Ahhhhhhh

@fatrosey

i see you haven't been on the board since September 2013 :(

i remember seeing this post when you first wrote it back in June 2013

no comment to your ?

but..............

i hope you know what a laugh you gave me and "probably" many/most all of us!!!! ;)

thanx ;)

kathy

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Kathy, thanks for refreshing this thread! Notified me via email and brought me back to the forum!

Update- swallowing still makes my tummy uncomfortable because of the semen's consistency, but my doc said not to worry! :D

Edited by fatrosie

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My tummy is still good with it. Guess since it was before, it is accustomed. LMAO!!! :P

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Got bored and looked up semen in my fitness pal .. Hysterical post-205180-0-81035900-1395252420_thumb.jpg Especially the 5th one down bahahahhahaha

Edited by Darianna75

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Omg the best thread ever! So funny, I'm at work and just read all 7 pages! Thank you for posting!

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I just read all 7 pages! Hilarious and educational, love it!

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