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I just googled it and it said it had as much Protein as the white of one egg haha

Wow, really?!? That's quite nutritious, actually.

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I just googled it and it said it had as much Protein as the white of one egg haha

LOL.. Who'da thunk!

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I've never been one to swallow but this morning while performing oral on my husband I was gagging and extremely nauseous. I couldn't help thinking how embarrassed I would be if I vomitted on him.

Who knew getting sleeved would affect my life in so many ways.

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This is so funny. After I was sleeved I couldn't have sex and wondered if seman was an approved liquid lmao!!

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Now that I think about it, there's also all of the saliva being produced during the act so I may be swallowing a lot more volume than I thought.... I feel like more research needs to be done on this subject...

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I'm not letting my husband Google it! Right now he is fixing me an egg several mornings a week. Those days will be long gone once he knows an alternative Protein source!!! ;)

Too funny. Sounds just like a man.

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I just googled it and it said it had as much Protein as the white of one egg haha

I'm extremely excited about this fact because I hate eating eggs!!! Woo for alternative Protein sources!

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I just googled it and it said it had as much Protein as the white of one egg haha

Lol! Who needs kashi!

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This is my favorite toast for a bridal shower:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

this is my marital advice for you:

Swallow

:)

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This is my favorite toast for a bridal shower:

Roses are red' date='

Violets are blue,

this is my marital advice for you:

Swallow

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Lmao!!! I can imagine spitting and sputtering then roaring laughter!!!! Lol

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Eeeewe

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This is my favorite toast for a bridal shower:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

this is my marital advice for you:

Swallow

:)

Too funny. This forum is something else. LOL!

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