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This thread cracked me up so much I had to show it to my coworker who is also on the same journey (sleeve journey, not swallow journey) =)

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Did you log it in mfp? Hahaha I read the average ejaculation has about 20calories lol.

LOL!

I had a friend log 20 minutes of sex in MFP as her exercise. ;)

To answer your question, I haven't tried to swallow since the surgery. The husband gets all crabby if I suggest finishing him off this way. I guess it's a point of pride or something??

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My boyfriend tried to tell me if he ate a lot of pineapple then it would be sweeter.

I told him I wasn't that desperate for Protein..he also likes the boob shots lol

Haha mine too (about the boob shots)...I had to be careful of my incisions the first week or 2.

Ya, they like to see the product of their work! lol

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Someone once posted that they measured it, and it was only less than a tablespoon.

It is true that making him eat pineapples and drink pineapple juice will totallly change the taste. if you hate the taste, it's worth a try. Your husband or boyfriend will be eternally grateful.

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I would think it has more to do with sucking air in, but I would love to hear if the second time goes as well.

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Ok instead of having him finish that way, have him shoot it somewhere on your body, or take it in the mouth but maybe have some come out and boost his confidence by saying it was too much haha guys like stupid stuff like that...

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I love to give head and swallow so this was an issue for me. I think I was more afraid of what would happen in the beginning. If it hurt I would wait a month then try again. It gets easier and before you know it you won't even remember it being an issue. Good luck!

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