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You could also be swallowing a lot of air, even though you don't feel like you are. That can upset your tummy as well.

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Haha! What a great question.

Since the sleeve, I'd rather have the egg too.

But in response to the question, I think its probably the temperature and the texture of what you are swallowing that is the problem. I've been reading the replies and just thinking about the feel of it in your mouth - yuck!

Be patient and keep trying. If you enjoyed it before you probably will again at some point.

In the meantime just be a spitter.

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lol I was wondering about this but was too scared to ask...haven't swallowed since the sleeve

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Okay ladies! I'm going to try and keep this as clean as I can but its a sex thing so it's definitely adult content!

Have any of you had issues with "swallowing" since being sleeved? I went down on my new guy tonight and my sleeve was KILLING me after! I felt like I had eaten too much too fast and then chugged a bunch of Water within 5 minutes. It's starting to go away now but it's a few hours later and it's still really uncomfortable.... I hadn't eaten before of anything so my sleeve was empty.

I'm almost 4 months out... Why does it hurt so bad???? Am I never going to be able to "swallow" again??? *panicked face*!! Help !!!

I mean, It's not like you can portion it ;p

I am laughing sooo hard right now! I gotta give you your props though! The sacrifices we make for our men. Lawd have mercy! LOLOL!!!!

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Okay ladies! I'm going to try and keep this as clean as I can but its a sex thing so it's definitely adult content!

Have any of you had issues with "swallowing" since being sleeved? I went down on my new guy tonight and my sleeve was KILLING me after! I felt like I had eaten too much too fast and then chugged a bunch of Water within 5 minutes. It's starting to go away now but it's a few hours later and it's still really uncomfortable.... I hadn't eaten before of anything so my sleeve was empty.

I'm almost 4 months out... Why does it hurt so bad???? Am I never going to be able to "swallow" again??? *panicked face*!! Help !!!

I mean' date=' It's not like you can portion it ;p[/quote']

Omg!!! I hope there is no issue for me. I cannot wait to read through these posts. Lmao

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Great question! I think that a previous poster may be on to something....it could be the temperature and texture, along with the saliva produced and air swallowed.

Next time just ask him to decorate your lips. That will totally drive a man wild. ;)

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Great question! I think that a previous poster may be on to something....it could be the temperature and texture' date=' along with the saliva produced and air swallowed.

Next time just ask him to decorate your lips. That will totally drive a man wild. ;)[/quote']

Which lips haha jk

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Which lips haha jk

Haha! Good one.

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I'm surprised none of the guys have crashed this powder room conversation because they usually do!

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My husband last week informed me he'd be happy to help me reach my Protein goals. He had actually looked up the gram count. LMAO

Talk about getting on board...

But thanks for the heads up! Lol!

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I'm surprised nobody has talked about the chemical composition of seminal Fluid, it's quite alkaline aka - battery acid, hence the poisonous taste. I imagine our tender tummies aren't too happy getting doused in such chemicals, kinda like how someone with an ulcer is supposed to avoid coffee or Tomato juice.< /p>

If a dude is adamant about me swallowing, I tell him to have a taste first, if he can then honestly tell me that that the taste isn't vomitous, then by all means! Otherwise they don't know what they are asking of us.

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I'm surprised nobody has talked about the chemical composition of seminal fluid' date=' it's quite alkaline aka - battery acid, hence the poisonous taste. I imagine our tender tummies aren't too happy getting doused in such chemicals, kinda like how someone with an ulcer is supposed to avoid coffee or Tomato juice.

If a dude is adamant about me swallowing, I tell him to have a taste first, if he can then honestly tell me that that the taste isn't vomitous, then by all means! Otherwise they don't know what they are asking of us.[/quote']

Battery acid? really? lol. I sure have not encountered that, those men should come with a warning label. Pardon the pun.

Ejaculate is actually rich in fructose. And the more fruit a man eats, the sweeter the taste. Diet, his that is, plays a huge role in the taste of ejaculate.

In my experience, men who have had a vasectomy have better tasting ejaculate than those who still have the sperm in there. Ejaculate is also rich in nutrients as it has to protect the sperm to help make their journey a successful one. If it was too acidic it would harm the sperm and therefore be counterproductive. The vaginal Fluid is more acidic than the ejaculate, the ejaculate is alkaline in order to wage a counter attack on the vaginal Fluid which basically tries to kill the sperm as soon as it enters. It is us who have the higher acid taste, who could be compared to coffee or tomatoes for the tender stomached, not them :-)

So I am sorry to say your theory is a bit off. Maybe you have just been with some men who had really poor diets and ate a lot of processed or chemical foods?

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