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Okay ladies! I'm going to try and keep this as clean as I can but its a sex thing so it's definitely adult content!

Have any of you had issues with "swallowing" since being sleeved? I went down on my new guy tonight and my sleeve was KILLING me after! I felt like I had eaten too much too fast and then chugged a bunch of Water within 5 minutes. It's starting to go away now but it's a few hours later and it's still really uncomfortable.... I hadn't eaten before of anything so my sleeve was empty.

I'm almost 4 months out... Why does it hurt so bad???? Am I never going to be able to "swallow" again??? *panicked face*!! Help !!!

I mean, It's not like you can portion it ;p

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OMG! Wish I had an answer for ya, girl! Unfortunately, I don't have a man in my life. . .and I wouldn't have an answer if I did! lol

I can't wait to see what someone responds to this . . .lol

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Can't wait to see the replies on this one. :rolleyes:

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Okay ladies! I'm going to try and keep this as clean as I can but its a sex thing so it's definitely adult content!

Have any of you had issues with "swallowing" since being sleeved? I went down on my new guy tonight and my sleeve was KILLING me after! I felt like I had eaten too much too fast and then chugged a bunch of Water within 5 minutes. It's starting to go away now but it's a few hours later and it's still really uncomfortable.... I hadn't eaten before of anything so my sleeve was empty.

I'm almost 4 months out... Why does it hurt so bad???? Am I never going to be able to "swallow" again??? *panicked face*!! Help !!!

I mean' date=' It's not like you can portion it ;p[/quote']

Was this the first time you have done it since surgery, and how long had it been before surgery? I think this only happened because its the first time going in your new stomach. I would say try again tomorrow and see what happens!

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Heh.. like any consumption after vsg you need to get your new stomach used to it. With time it will adjust :D

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Did you log it in mfp? Hahaha I read the average ejaculation has about 20calories lol.

LOL!

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Do you know about how many oz your stomach can hold right now? If so, just say "Honey, I need you to ensure you will not ejaculate more than XX oz. I hope you understand." haha

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Was this the first time you have done it since surgery' date=' and how long had it been before surgery? I think this only happened because its the first time going in your new stomach. I would say try again tomorrow and see what happens![/quote']

I will definitely have to try it again then! It was my first time since surgery and it had been a couple of months prior to that since I'd swallowed.

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Did you log it in mfp? Hahaha I read the average ejaculation has about 20calories lol.

Hmmm and I wonder how much Protein it has lol.

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LOL....the things I read on this site crack me up! I'm just three weeks from surgery so much to my husbands dismay, have not partaken yet. I can't wait to try and log this into MyFitnessPal!

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Sorry for your distress but this cracked me up. At least you know the discomfort will pass.

I haven't had any issues swallowing since surgery. It must be a volume thing though! I won't mention it to my husband, he may feel unmanly for not ejaculating cup fulls!

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