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TommyO: There's been much of that going around lately, even with most of us normally quite cheerful lot.

I was very young when "Howdy Doody" was on TV.

When I got older, someone made up a few new brilliant lyrics to the Howdy Doody song:

*It's Howdy Doody time,

It isn't worth a dime,

And as for Clarabell,

Well she can go to hell.

(insert Honk, Honk here)

*Sung to the tune of "It's Howdy Doody Time," the intro song to the Howdy Doody show.

I remember that song. I used to sing it in the school yard. :heh:

So who is this dody?:rose:

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Green is obsessing no matter how hard I try to divert her attention.

Jawohl, du bist* right! *Green is showing off her high school German, eh.:faint:

Let us move on to the sad case of Clarabel and her/his gender and species confusion issues. Y'all realise that this cow was sorting this out during the time before Womyn's Issues, Lesbian Power, Gay Lib, Sensitivity, Peta, and Politickal Correctness came about. :phanvan The dude was undoubtedly having a rough time in his grrly cow suit wondering whether he was a boy or a grrl, human or beef.:cry Talk about yer identity crisis, eh.:rolleyes

Clarabel has undoubtedly become brisket by now. Let us pause for a moment in order to respect this fine faux cow.

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Poor Ron Howard for being compared to Howdy Doody!

As for Clarabell, I think she was a man!!

And........Ron Howard, Howdy Doody, Alfred E Neuman, Richie Velch? :confused: I see archetype here.:help:

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I had a crush on Princess Summer Fall Winter Spring.:confused:

Oooh................ And how long did this go one for?:nervous

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