Getting co-workers to trumpet your success....

[gmanbat 5,889]

Don't tell anyone about the surgery and then when they begin to ask how you are slimming up act like it's a big diet secret. As time goes on and you lose more they will press you more. When you have hooked the ones you want to get, let slip the following "super-diet" of foods that must be eaten in abundance:

According to the American Gastroenterology Association, the most common gas producing foods include: cauliflower, brussels sprouts, dried Beans, broccoli, cabbage and bran.

Your co-workers will be trumpeting your success.

When you finally tell them about the operation, if they tell you you are an idiot for doing it remind them how they fell for the fart diet.

[Globetrotter 1,340]

Isn't the cabbage Soup diet a real thing that was popular in the 80's?

[gmanbat 5,889]

Isn't the cabbage Soup diet a real thing that was popular in the 80's?

Yup, I was on it, what a gas!

[PGee 318]

That is too funny!

[Nicolanz 1,484]

Baaaaahaha!