gmanbat 5,889 Posted June 5, 2013 Don't tell anyone about the surgery and then when they begin to ask how you are slimming up act like it's a big diet secret. As time goes on and you lose more they will press you more. When you have hooked the ones you want to get, let slip the following "super-diet" of foods that must be eaten in abundance: According to the American Gastroenterology Association, the most common gas producing foods include: cauliflower, brussels sprouts, dried Beans, broccoli, cabbage and bran. Your co-workers will be trumpeting your success. When you finally tell them about the operation, if they tell you you are an idiot for doing it remind them how they fell for the fart diet. 2 MizzouGirl and Globetrotter reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Globetrotter 1,340 Posted June 5, 2013 Isn't the cabbage Soup diet a real thing that was popular in the 80's? 1 gmanbat reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanbat 5,889 Posted June 5, 2013 Isn't the cabbage Soup diet a real thing that was popular in the 80's? Yup, I was on it, what a gas! 1 mistysj reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PGee 318 Posted June 5, 2013 That is too funny! 1 gmanbat reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolanz 1,484 Posted June 5, 2013 Baaaaahaha! 1 gmanbat reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
