Fastest way to take a dump

[SeriouslyChange 319]

So I've been a bit bad about my eating for a few days, but I haven't gone to the bathroom for like 4-5 days. I need to go lol

As I type this, I am swallowing milk of magnesia, but what are good, fast ways of inducing a dump? MOM tastes like crap and I need something quicker that will open the flood gate so to speak.

Thanks!

[fyre_storm 1,412]

Prunes. They help a lot and up the fiber! Drink a cup or apple juice a day I hear helps a lot too!

[Fiddleman 4,376]

The best way to get quick results in 20 minutes is to use a suppository like ducolax. Bombs away...

Once you are past the initial blast (ha!), there are many daily remedies you can take like Fiber, green drinks, chia seed, Miralax, mom, Probiotics, etc. I would avoid mom as it has and always will forever taste like cow dung. No joke. Lol!

[fyre_storm 1,412]

The best way to get quick results in 20 minutes is to use a suppository like ducolax. Bombs away...

Once you are past the initial blast (ha!)' date=' there are many daily remedies you can take like Fiber, green drinks chia seed, miralax, mom, etc.[/quote']

It always amuses me when I read mom. Cause my mom doesn't give me diarrhea but her cooking does.

[No game 14,437]

^ what he said or a fleets enema...

Oops I meant Fiddleman! Not the man who're above me

[fyre_storm 1,412]

Yes I am a who are!

[debbie0406 59]

Magnesium Citrate works great. You can get it at Walgreens.

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[No game 14,437]

Magnesium Citrate works great. You can get it at Walgreens.

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Now if that doesn't get it done, nothing will!

[SeriouslyChange 319]

I will actually try it! My high Protein, low everything else diet cause me to get... Stopped up very often.

I kid you not, I think in... 6-8 hours, I will lose 5-10 pounds.

[debbie0406 59]

I will actually try it! My high protein' date=' low everything else diet cause me to get... Stopped up very often.

I kid you not, I think in... 6-8 hours, I will lose 5-10 pounds.[/quote']

I guarantee, you will go within 15-30 mins after drinking it. It comes in different flavors. I had the lemon. It's kind of sour.

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