Witty Words of Wisdom

[SassySenior 111]

Hey kiddos,

Do you ever surprise yourself and write such a wise or witty post in some topic that you think others might enjoy? Well I do and I also find myself responding to posts others have made with things I want to know. So here are a coupla questions I've put in other topics AND one I wrote that I think is witty and maybe even wise. Whatcha think?

Re: Sipping. How many ounces of Water is a sip?

Re: Does anyone know how to add pictures or files?

Also, as to what you say to others who don't know you've had surgery, how about ...

• If I tell you, I'd have to kill you.
  
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• I'd tell you, but I'm afraid you'd lose all desire to eat.
  
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• If you really want to know, I can give you the name of my drug dealer.
  
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• (Eating out with a group) They're having a biggest loser contest at ... work ... church ... in my family ... in my neighborhood ... and I wanna win first place, which is a trip to Hawaii for 2. Maybe I'll bring one of you along.
  
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• Thanks for noticing. I really appreciate that kind of support!